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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
The voluptuous blond was chatting with her handsome escort in a posh
restaurant when their waiter, stumbling as he brought their drinks,
dumped a martini on the rocks down the back of the blonde's dress. She
sprang to her feet with a wild rebel yell, dashed wildly around the table,
then galloped wriggling from the room followed by her distraught boyfriend.
A man seated on the other side of the room with a date of his own beckoned
to the waiter and said, "We'll have two of whatever she was drinking."
🍆 👳 💗 🎽 🐝 🐊 🕺 💄 🐊 🎁 🚙 💙 🏀 🌽 👹 🎄
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are