Recent reviews by Dum rat

This game is basically how modern dating feels like, 10/10.
Also, this is probably the best "choices matter" game ever, even if you make dumb choices you still end up with an accurate, yet satisfying ending.

they added sex to space cadet pinball, one of the greatest historic gaming breakthroughs of our generation

MOTHER POPPO??? ZAMN

They call me pansexual because of how I beat people up with the pan sexual style

Thanks Mimyuu for teaching me how to evade taxes, the FBI agents, 46 billion years suguri players, grass and the touch of human beings

If you love metal music, the game is like sex without the sex.

This game is like my rehab from league of legos, my sanity is slowly recovering, also it is a MOBA with NO TEAMMATES so it is like best MOBA just for that reason pls give it a try

Great game before the "Epic" incident of June 21st, 2022

*buys crayons for my son*
*son draws a painting of me*
*puts it on the wall in my office*
*officer comes*
*catchy song plays*
"You have been arrested for unofficial wall hanging!"
"Penalty is forced labour for the rest of your life"
"Your family will be held for questioning"

"GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! :)"