https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSNJr__OiQ
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3c” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・ ;l



woah is this a new map added to Counter Strike Global Offensive? de_mirage? ive never heard of it when did they add this map it looks really fun i think it would be really enjoyable to play for a 6th time in a day it wouldnt feel repetitive at all bombsite B seems like a cool site to push every round on the T side and the A site seems very cool because it seems like you could throw an entire 4 smokes that are completely necessary to taking the site which seems really cool i think so

Garfield lasagna slow Garfield lasagna fast Garfumism liquidate the billionaire class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39UDZMgPg5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R31nyLUAoyw&ab_channel=Delavegamovies
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water." -George R. R. Martin


Anthem of my soul:
https://www.europotato.org/varieties/view/Obama-P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmJMEseDaHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vctA7thyC5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqPY1h8udRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OauP0B6I2jM

We learned to gag on corn cobs at a very early age in my house growing up. We're corners, corn folk, corn gobblers, and when the corn was right, dad would take us into the corn stalks and pluck us a sucker, one good gagger for each family member, and we'd gag and choke on fresh corn. Those husk fibers would tickle the back of my throat like mischievous spider webs. The little dancing tendrils always got my sister good, too, and we'd all laugh through stuffed throats as she coughed and her eyes watered with exertion. Dad was the real pro, though. He'd gag four, five, sometimes six cobbers all one after another, and he was great at talkin with a mouthful of hard corn, telling us how to tenderly chomp and tongue prod the little kernels so that we know how close the corn is to harvest, and by golly, does my mouth know its way around a ripe corn nowadays. When the corn throating was over, Dad would do this little magic trick where he'd swallow a whole cob whole, bulge out his stomach, and then have me and my sister punch it at the same time. This would rocket the corn out of his mouth and about fourteen, fifteen, sometimes sixteen feet in the air with a spiral football throw type trajectory that flung expert saliva and loose corn kernels every which way. It was awesome. So, if anyone needs me to gag on a corn cob, just let me know.