+rep VERY COOL GAMER

i like yer wee cretin

I used to be bullied for having a small penis. All I'd here from my classmates was "hey tiny ♥♥♥♥" or "I heard you have a small penis, is this true?" After years of torment I was sick of all of it and finally snapped. At that week's assessbly I got up in front of everyone and pulled my pants right down, grabbed the mic and shouted with all the gusto I could "MY PENIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL! ITS MY BALLS THAT ARE DISPROPORTIONATELY SIZED!" You see, ever since I was a kid my testicles have been the size of grapefruits. Two truly humongous nads. And so when you view my twig and berries the penis is very small in comparison. After I made that triumphant talk everybody clapped. Some even cried. And ever since people have apologetically confessed that they didn't mean what they said and proudly patted my crouch, because your momma is gonna die in her sleep tonight if you dont bump this post.

NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIM AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN