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Awesome trader, He means what he says :)
Awesome trader, He means what he says :)
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Awesome trader, He means what he says :)
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When George’s new girlfriend complains that he dresses too conservatively, he goes out and buys an entire wardrobe full of flashy outfits, some of them literally shining. On the way to Jerry’s apartment to show off his new mirrored suit, the glare blinds Elaine’s boyfriend, who slams into Kramer, knocking some of his cameras askew. No longer able to watch himself, Kramer instantly flash-boils, leaving only a steaming skeleton.
"Oh, nice going, Brainiac!” shouts George.
Elaine’s boyfriend runs away sobbing.
Jerry, watching from the window above, takes notes for his next show.?
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Spongebob: why, Mr.Krabs?
Mr.Krabs: Do not stare.
[giant robot appears, robot stomps spongebob]
Robot:[Cyber Laugh]
Customer: ROBOT!?! AAAAAAAHHHH [they go to Chum Bucket]
Plankton: [Evil Laugh] Plan Success!
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