The Master Hobo
United States
Level
23
Light's Bane
100 XP
 
 
As a hobo I abide by the hobo code. [mentalfloss.com]

There is no method of escape, there is no hope. All is silent, all is empty, all things point to doom.

What do you call a second generation incestuous sexual encounter in a house with edible furniture?
inbreds in a bread bed

What do you call Switzerland denouncing a urination and smooching of the most beautiful woman in a hot chocolate-covered Panama?
Swiss diss of the piss kiss of Miss Swiss Miss Isthmus

What do you call a sad song about an underage coal worker who has sexual intercourse with another person under 18 years of age?
minor miner in a minor in A minor

Thank you and have an all wool and a yard wide week.
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Epic Hobos United
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Disco Dodgeball Play group
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xenofoxx
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Foxx
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Wobbling Weebles artistic interpretation of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water"
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Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball
338
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+70
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PlateUp!
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Into the Breach
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+34
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last played on 23 Mar
Forza Horizon 4
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NULL 26 Jul, 2020 @ 8:55am 
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Mantis 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:36am 
Merry Christmas!

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:NekoChiyoko: :scarletheart:
:crossbikeback: :crossbikefront:
Mantis 12 May, 2018 @ 1:50pm 
Have a great weekend.
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Mantis 24 Dec, 2017 @ 1:22pm 
Have a Merry Christmas and the happiest new year! :2015cookie: