Recent reviews by Jacob's Diner

its peak im afraid


but the performance and optimization is otherworldy bad.


After title update 1 denuvo decided i no longer can play the game piss right off

great game, steer clear of the dlcs

love the game, but gearbox borked it with the newest update

they done borked the game

added drm 2 years after release

goated

When I chose Bridget 🥊, I wasn't just choosing a fighter 🤼‍♂️; I was choosing a lifestyle 🎭. Decked out in the most stylish nun's habit 👗 you've ever seen, Bridget brought an unparalleled level of sass 😎 and humor 😂 to the battlefield. I quickly learned that, in addition to the usual punches 👊 and kicks 🦵, Bridget possesses the power of pure comedic gold 🌟.

Bridget's snappy one-liners 💬 and cheeky taunts 😏 had me in stitches 😹 throughout every match. "You call that a punch? I've seen kittens 🐱 hit harder!" Classic Bridget 😄.
And let's talk about the soundtrack 🎵. There's nothing like fighting to the beat of "Smell of the Game" 🎶 while Bridget flits around the stage 🎮, raining destruction 💥 upon enemies with the elegance of a ballet dancer 💃. The adrenaline rush 🌡 is real, and it's impossible not to laugh 😆 at the utter absurdity of it all.

In conclusion, Guilty Gear Strive 🕹 featuring Bridget is like a fine wine 🍷; it just gets better with age 📈. So, buckle up 🎢, grab your yo-yo 🪀, and prepare for the most side-splitting 😂 and bizarre 🤪 gaming experience of your life. If you haven't played Guilty Gear Strive as Bridget yet, what are you waiting for ⏰? You're missing out on the funniest gaming revolution 🎉 since the invention of the banana peel 🍌 in Mario Kart 🏎.

10/10 🌟 – Would transition again! 👏

When I chose Bridget, I wasn't just choosing a fighter; I was choosing a lifestyle. Decked out in the most stylish nun's habit you've ever seen, Bridget brought an unparalleled level of sass and humor to the battlefield. I quickly learned that, in addition to the usual punches and kicks, Bridget possesses the power of pure comedic gold.

Bridget's snappy one-liners and cheeky taunts had me in stitches throughout every match. "You call that a punch? I've seen kittens hit harder!" Classic Bridget.
And let's talk about the soundtrack. There's nothing like fighting to the beat of "Smell of the Game" while Bridget flits around the stage, raining destruction upon enemies with the elegance of a ballet dancer. The adrenaline rush is real, and it's impossible not to laugh at the utter absurdity of it all.

In conclusion, Guilty Gear Strive featuring Bridget is like a fine wine; it just gets better with age. So, buckle up, grab your yo-yo, and prepare for the most side-splitting and bizarre gaming experience of your life. If you haven't played Guilty Gear Strive as Bridget yet, what are you waiting for? You're missing out on the funniest gaming revolution since the invention of the banana peel in Mario Kart.

10/10 – Would transition again!

Absolute stinker from ATLUS.
Soulless game.

yusuke