Recent reviews by sjo

why do i always choose xenophobia each and every time help

It's like all the games I ever played ever but in this one game, and I can do whatever I want. It's crazy.

It's like Skyrim but online. There's no Fus-Roh-Dah, though. But if you need sweetrolls and moonsugars, you can still steal from the stinking Khajits. They deserve it.

If there was a tower defense game that I'd bring to a desert island, this is it. It's smart, riverting, and visceral. Get this even though you hate tower defense games and play this with your friends!

In a fleeting moment, I thought myself as a child to what I am now. The mountain is a tool for self-discovery. It is a gateway to knowing of existence; of all past, future, and present. The mountain makes the knowing of truth, transcendent.

I played too much of this back then. When I think back to it, I don't feel ashamed. In fact, I felt so proud that I spent over 600 hours as the Pyro even though I was terrible at it still after all that time spent. I just like burning people into crispness and then feast on their luscious flesh one nibble at a time.

Also, it helps if you play bossanova while playing this game. It makes you feel like you're a Brazilian on steroids.

I have no freaking idea what this game is all about, but all the kids these days like it. I'm too old for this crap so I just let them have their fun while I play my WoW and have roasted peanuts on Sundays and complain about how cold it is and how that hurts my knees.