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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
46.5 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is very fun, even better with friends.
10/10 Would Recommend again!
Posted 24 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
73.7 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
OMG I LOVE LEGO GTA SO MUCH. I BE DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK AND BE SEEING SEMEN TRUCKS.
Posted 12 January, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
108.2 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
feel like eli tomac in this bih
Posted 24 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
176.3 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Snapped my Line, so i snapped my little brothers neck! 10/10 would fish again!
Posted 18 April, 2021.
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0.0 hrs on record
is like beech
Posted 16 April, 2021.
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34.1 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
I'm definitely not an imposter
If I was, then I wouldn't be one 'cause I'm not one
Even if I was, I wouldn't say that I wasn't
'Cause I'm not, it's impossible, implausible
I'm an imposter, imposter
Obviously, I'm not an imposter
Honest to God, I should toss y'all like a rotten salad
Any evidence against me far from valid
Like I'd never snap your neck or stab your back
Or crawl up through the smallest vent, attack
An imposter's a role I could never fulfill
If you don't believe me, ask the guy that I just killed
Oh my God, body reported, R.I.P. Orange
Look at this crime, it's so horrid and morbid
Tragic, but let's not linger
Definitely wasn't me, wanna point fingers?
Somewhere within these walls, a villain does exist
It walks inside the halls
And crawls beneath the surface of your ship
And when you breathe, you hear it
And when you sleep, you feel it
It is impending doom, and yet it may be you
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
A killer so maniacal
Extra-terrestrial freak
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
Evil undetectable
Imposter imperceptible
'Bout to go do my tasks, get this victory
And then this dude asks, "Hey, why you following me?"
'Cause you might be the killer, there's vibes that I'm getting
Dude, just do your tasks, wait, they're probably killing
But anyway, I think you kinda sus my guy
"Who me?" Yeah, I bet you got a rusty knife (nah)
You just wanna stab me in the guts, I don't trust you
You must be the imposter, cut the lies
Don't believe you, you got blood lusting eyes
Nah, really dude, I'm just trying to fix the wires
Sure, I know you can't wait 'til the lights go out
'Cause when it gets dark, that's when the knives come out
Okay, we're in electric, they go out, I'll fix it
But coming at me, I'll eject you with quickness
Hey, hey, watch out behind you, hey, watch out behind you
Wow, we got double killed, nevermind, dude
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
A killer so maniacal
Extra-terrestrial freak
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
Evil undetectable
Imposter imperceptible
I found a body beside the reactor
Somebody killed Orange? Uh, you bastards!
What we gonna do? This is a disaster
Everybody calm down and tell me what your task was
I was in admin, swiping the card
But it wouldn't go through, I was swiping too hard
I was downloading data to a hundred percent
I turned around and saw Blue standing next to the vent (What?)
Somebody come watch me scan in the med bay
I say we vote now and get rid of some dead weight
Well I saw Purple lurking, so suspicious
She kept flipping switches at the O2 censors
Switches? That's a keypad, this guy sus
Acting like he's a crewmate just like us
Kick him off, that's the only way to protect us
Bye-bye Cyan! You're gonna regret this!
Somewhere within these walls a villain does exist
It walks inside the halls
And crawls beneath the surface of your ship
And when you breathe you hear it
And when you sleep, you feel it
It is impending doom, and yet it may be you
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
A killer so maniacal
Extra-terrestrial freak
Imposter imperceptible (imperceptible, imperceptible)
Evil undetectable
Imposter imperceptible
Posted 31 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
431.2 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
This game is pretty good spawn on a beach, build a base, get called a racial slur, die then do it all over again
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record
Fun little puzzle game with lots of achievements for your profile
Posted 17 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
immaculate vibe
Posted 16 March, 2021.
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11.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
this game is extraordinary, playing cat goes fishing is like being in a whole new world. You forget about all your problems and become cat with fishing rod catching fishes like a champ. 10/10 would recommend.
Posted 16 January, 2021.
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