Recent reviews by hoax

honestly best idle game out there

A Refreshing Return to Form for Assassin’s Creed
As a longtime Assassin’s Creed fan since the very first game, I fell out of love with the series when Origins shifted the formula. I even gave Valhalla a shot but never really got into it. But this game? This one feels different. It’s the freshest the series has felt in years.

While I still miss the Desmond-era storytelling, I get that it’s hard to recreate that magic. That said, what this game does deliver is something truly special.

The Setting: Absolutely Stunning
Running around as a ninja and samurai feels incredible. The world is dripping with atmosphere, and upgrading your base reminds me of Brotherhood, but this time with way more customization—something I really appreciate.

Yeah, there’s still some of that classic Ubisoft "map checklist" gameplay—gather, upgrade, repeat—but honestly? It’s done well enough that it still feels engaging.

The Weather & Combat: A Cinematic Dream
The weather system is simply breathtaking. Watching the wind sweep through the leaves, rain pouring down during a fight—it all feels so cinematic. It adds a layer of immersion that really makes the world feel alive.

And the combat? I wasn’t expecting to love it, but I really do. It’s smooth, satisfying, and way more fun than I anticipated.

The Only Flaw: Slightly Off Cutscenes
If I had to nitpick, the facial animations and voice acting in cutscenes feel a little awkward at times—not quite Mass Effect: Andromeda bad, but noticeable. It’s a small gripe in an otherwise fantastic experience.

To summarize
So far, this has been a really enjoyable return to the franchise. It captures that classic Assassin’s Creed feel while bringing something fresh to the table. If you’ve been waiting for a game to reignite your love for the series, this might just be it.

I'll however have to update the review once I'm a bit further in :)

It's okay, it's fun to waste some time on but when it comes to the actual cheat settings they're lacking.

The Anti-aim is pretty boring since there isn't much to really change. Just spin bot y/n and speed+pitch. Wish there was more.

No auto trigger which is sad. Wish there were more weapon options to resemble for example the scout in cs. Visuals are alright but could be some better options. The rage settings overall are pretty lacking but okay. Wish you could use different settings for pistol and main weapon etc.

If you're someone that has played HvH it's not a good replacement but it's alright. I hope more fun settings, map, weapons and use for progress comes with time :)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is so good, feels like an assasins creed but good, powers that don't feel stupid and a fun story/open world balance. Kind of addicted

Honestly the biggest 180 on a game in a positive way I've ever seen. The game is really enjoyable to explore with the different universes and with all the new changes that have released the worlds feel alive.

My one negative experience on this game is not being sure what to do at times but to solve that I decided what my goals were. After I set myself out on a goal I found so much more content than I could imagine there had been added.

Safe to say it's a game I'm more than excited to continue playing for a long time to come :)

hello. This game is wonderful, I'd say on a close level to dark souls. It's hard and not very easy to play, and even harder to finish. Haha get it? Because you wank haha.

It has a good story with interesting voice acting and deep charachter lore and development. The main guys's relationship with the professor struck me hard and deep in the feels and reminded me of my relationship with my old math teacher. He was very nice and helpful and always very good to me. Just like the professor in this epic adventure of a video game. The drugs though get some minus points since they are not very accurate but that's ok. The Lsd you do not smoke in a joint in real life but thats ok. interesting twist. the weed was also very weird since it does not make people fly if you kick them in real life. but thats ok.

i did not try any of the other drugs because i think drugs are bad.

the bread men made me laugh. very funny people. good game u should buy it.

im developing an addiction please help

ayo this game about to encourage a whole new wave of e-daters

no

Hello, I was playing this game while screen sharing with my friends on discord. It reminded me a lot of the runescape farming mechanichs while I was surviving on an island. Great mix but then after finishing the very hard and long game I sadly experinced nudity and had to close it asap out of pure fear. a 3/5 experince you'd love it if you were into nudity. THere were some silly grammar and spelling but great cinematics so taht bomps it up to a 4/5 (gifted to me by friend Trex)