Bitzer the dog
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Created by -  ⁧⁧northstar
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A Scientifically-Cited, Psychologically-Proven, Fundamental Guideline on How to Perfectly Achieve and Maintain a Transcendent Mental State for Absolute-Superior Gaming Performance.
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𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮
𝒰 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 ⇣⇣⇣

╔►Name: Wの丂ノᄊノりWム
 ═► Status: Active [√]
 ══► Playtime: from 2019
 ═══► Location: Mars
╚════► Gender: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr
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𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸
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Silver 1 ✅
Silver 2 ✅
Silver 3 ✅
Silver 4 ✅
Silver Elite ✅
Silver Elite Master ✅

Gold Nova 1 ✅
Gold Nova 2 ✅
Gold Nova 3 ✅
Gold Nova Master ✅

Master Guardian 1 ✅
Master Guardian 2 ✅
Master Guardian Elite ✅
Distinguished Master Guardian ✅

Legendary Eagle ✅
Legendary Eagle Master ✅

Supreme Master First Class ❌
The Global Elite ❌
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𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤
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Silver 1 ✅
Silver 2 ✅
Silver 3 ✅
Silver 4 ✅
Silver Elite ✅
Silver Elite Master ✅

Gold Nova 1 ✅
Gold Nova 2 ✅
Gold Nova 3 ✅
Gold Nova Master ❌

Master Guardian 1 ❌
Master Guardian 2 ❌
Master Guardian Elite ❌
Distinguished Master Guardian ❌

Legendary Eagle ❌
Legendary Eagle Master ❌

Supreme Master First Class ❌
The Global Elite ❌
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2,694 Hours played
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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