Recent reviews by Failsaafe

Gud game

This has got to be the worst game engine I've ever used. Instead of a straightforward system like RPG Maker is, you have a broken tutorial system, an engine that was literally designed in windows 7 apparently from the documentation screenshots, and a completely directionless dated UI that somehow looks worse than unity's. Overall, go learn Game maker or Godot engine. Both are practically free. They might be a bit more advanced but not as infuriating as using this engine. I mean, even loading in images are a hassle. And I've tried looking everywhere for proper image formatting. You just have to figure it out. Seriously. Save your 80 dollars. DO NOT get this engine.

This game is about the average customers trip to Bucees. You play as Mr.Bucee himself trying to find all his BuceeCoins(tm) also some scary ♥♥♥♥ happens or something like that idk I never played the game before

I asked my father to get me this game and he said "I got a knuckle sandwich for you" and punched me in the mouth

Halfed my life with my girlfriend to this game

Cannot sex the chicken

You can ♥♥♥♥ Mr. Baldur himself.

ugh.

Game's so boring I had to make it myself

The game's so bad that I had to make it myself