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1 person found this review helpful
47.9 hrs on record (38.6 hrs at review time)
Uber Eats delivery traning but if hideo kojima was your best friend
Posted 16 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
157.7 hrs on record (117.3 hrs at review time)
Limp Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water hits like a full-on cyberpsycho meltdown in the middle of a corpo war. This album’s raw, loud, and chaotic — like Johnny Silverhand’s unfiltered rage after a system crash. Tracks like "Nookie" are straight-up anthems for anyone who’s ever been betrayed by love or caught in a digital love triangle. I swear, Johnny’s ghost must’ve taken over Fred Durst’s mic, spitting out lines like "I did it all for the Nookie," like he's throwing punches at the system with no remorse. It’s got that tech-noise aggression, a blend of glitchy beats and unrestrained rapping, all serving up some straight-up netrunner-level disillusionment. Not for the faint of heart, but if you're looking for a hard-hitting sonic assault in the dark alleys of Night City, this album’s your perfect soundtrack.
Posted 11 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
83.4 hrs on record (53.0 hrs at review time)
Hey, gamers. It's me, Todd Howard with an important announcement. Fallout 76 was all an early April Fools' joke. To help us release the REAL game, Fallout: New Vegas 2, all I need is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
48.3 hrs on record (45.8 hrs at review time)
Välkommen till Retro Bar & Restaurang Sveavägen / Odenplan!

Retro Bar och Restaurant har ambitionen att vara den självklara mötesplatsen för alla. Här ska vänner, familjer, kollegor, par och bekanta kunna umgås i en trevlig och avslappnad miljö med bra service. En trevlig afterwork med kollegorna eller studiekamraterna, en fotbollsmatch med vännerna eller kanske en god middag med familjen. Retro kan vara början på en rolig utekväll eller varför inte hela kvällen?

Posted 20 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
167.7 hrs on record (102.9 hrs at review time)
The term “Fred Durst Friday” is not a widely used or recognized term, but it refers to a specific video that was created by a YouTube channel called The Kiffness. The video is a parody of the song Friday by Rebecca Black, which became famous for being considered one of the worst songs ever made. The video uses deepfake technology to make it look like Fred Durst, the vocalist of the American nü metal band Limp Bizkit, is singing the lyrics of Friday. The video also mixes clips from other songs and interviews by Limp Bizkit, creating a humorous contrast between their aggressive and rebellious style and the cheerful and mundane theme of Friday. The video was uploaded on April 1, 2021, as an April Fools’ joke, and it has gained over 2 million views as of November 2021. The term “Fred Durst Friday” is derived from the title of the video, and it is used by some fans of The Kiffness or Limp Bizkit to refer to the video or to the concept of mixing two very different musical genres
Posted 5 November, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
"All in the Family" is a song written and recorded by American nu metal band Korn and Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst for Korn's third studio album, Follow the Leader. The demo version was released as a "radio teaser" shortly before the release of the album's second single, "Got the Life". Korn lead singer Jonathan Davis and Fred Durst thought it would be funny if they put out a track where they just shoot insults back and forth at each other, like a good old schoolyard brawl. This was the result. Davis recalled: "Fred was at the studio one day after a Korn-TV taping, and we said, 'Let's do a song together. Hey, man, let's go back and forth and rip on each other like an old-school battle.' I don't know who's [sic] idea it was. I can't remember if it was mine, or Fieldy's, or Fred's, but we came up with the idea and we started writing and we worked on it together. I even came up with some bags on myself for Fred to say. It was all in good-natured fun".

Davis and Durst would often offer suggestions for each other's lyrics; a lyric written by Durst as "tootin' on your bagpipe" was changed to "fagpipes" by Davis, who stated "I helped him bag on me better". In 2015, Davis would refer to the song as "the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ track Korn ever did", attributing the song to the excessive drugs and alcohol consumed during the album's production. Davis would later re-iterate this statement in 2022, describing it as the "worst song ever". “It’s horrible. We were all drunk in the studio and I was trying to rap. At the time, we were having a good time, but now I just cringe. I’ve got nothing against Fred, it just sucks! We were out of our minds drunk! It shouldn’t have made the record.” Guitarist Head concurred with Davis's remarks but added that despite not being his favorite as well, he ranked it as number 8 in his top 11 heaviest Korn riffs. In 2021, Kerrang! placed the song on its list of the band's top 20 songs.
Posted 22 September, 2023. Last edited 4 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
58.1 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
Yes, i was in the chess club.
Posted 7 September, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
20.0 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Wait...Hold on....they, they actually did it! Someone developed a game that's actually OPTIMIZED on launch? Surely this must be a dream.... Refrigerator Sexual Harassment Simulator 2023. i just got raped by a fridge dommy mommy twins make me act up. For the ultrawide users: install Flawless Widescreen!
It allows you to increase the FOV so the game is actually playable. (+20% worked for me). big chungus
Posted 22 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
30.6 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
I don't have UNO so go ♥♥♥♥ off.

Everyone has UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it came free with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xbox.

I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

No you don't, I bought mine on day one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tard.

Well, mine didn't have it.

YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I don't have it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.

I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAVE UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CART GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.

I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.

YOU DON'T KNOW A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNO, IT'S FREE.

I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.
Posted 31 December, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
i havent not played the game.
Posted 10 November, 2022.
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