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4 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Thought I was going to love it but got frustrated and refunded within half hour.
It's not difficult its just annoying - a lot of the enemies respawn endlessly, and within like 1 second, so feels like theres no reason to kill anything.
And when you're trying to platform its even worse and inevitably one of the 50 birds that get thrown at you will knock you off the cliff and you need to climb all the way back up again - and if you don't fall you just die by 1000 cuts as they keep on coming. Similar to Ninja Gaiden 1, it's not fun in that respect dying to dumb stuff like unlimited mosquitos or crows then losing all your gear and having to backtrack - its a poor design choice.
The controls and art design are nice, first boss I fought was cool. Shame about the other crap though.
Posted 23 October, 2022. Last edited 23 October, 2022.
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0.1 hrs on record
Hold 'up' for 10mins: the game.
Basically nothing happening the whole time, I know it's free but I wouldn't even bother.
Posted 1 April, 2018.
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3.2 hrs on record
Not sure why so many positive reviews for this game.
It's very close to being very good, but the puzzles and combat are atrocious. The fun is few and far between the infuriating parts.
Posted 4 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.7 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
I wish that my good friend Kaleb would stop rekting my ♥♥♥♥ as this.

It makes me feel inferior as a man.
Posted 24 December, 2015.
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156 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
If you like Limbo, I wouldn't suggest this game.
It's just a sloppier clone with some frustrating gameplay mechanics.
Far too many times I died because of trial and error - some land you can walk on, some kills you, yet you wont know until you die to it.
Yes you die a lot in Limbo from the unknown, but it never felt cheap. You either rushed in or didnt react quick enough.
In this game, it just kills you to feign some sort of challenge or depth. The rules also change whenever they feel like it. You might learn one mechanic, for it to change in the next room. And while that may sound innovative, it is implemented poorly.
I gave this one a real chance to try and recapture some of the immersiveness I felt from Limbo, but it came nowhere close, and I just left angry and disappointed.
Posted 4 December, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
I really wanted to love this game.
There is only really one thing that killed it for me. The combat.
Most enemies run around back and forth frantically, and I found myself mashing attack hoping the enemies would be in front of me when I swung. Doesn't help that most weapons take a while to swing.
The point in which I turned it off, was fighting werewolves that did this grab and throw move by lunging at you. Annoying on its own, but when there are multiple in one room you're constantly thrown around with little way out.
If they polished the combat, I would definitely recommend this game. Either way I wouldn't pay the full $15 they're asking when there are so many other great titles you can find for less.
Posted 16 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
20/10
Posted 29 August, 2014.
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3.1 hrs on record
Would be good if I got to see the ending.
Posted 10 August, 2014.
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