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3 people found this review helpful
462.1 hrs on record (416.4 hrs at review time)
It was difficult, but I was able to pass with one hand.
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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66 people found this review helpful
27 people found this review funny
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329.5 hrs on record (283.9 hrs at review time)
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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29 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
500.8 hrs on record (455.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Skyrim, Elden Ring?
Jesse, Im man of culture, i need deep storytelling.
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⣿⣿⡏      ⣀ ⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄    ⢀⣴⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣄    ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧ ⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒ ⣤⣜⣭ ⢐⣒ ⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿ ⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿ ⣿  ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶    ⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿  ⢸⣿⣿        ⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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Posted 8 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
581.1 hrs on record (538.1 hrs at review time)
Hope my parents doesn't find out that I completed this game, please don't tell.
Posted 8 June, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
402.5 hrs on record (313.7 hrs at review time)
this is truly a work of art, the artistic talent that went into this masterpiece was out of this world. I praise be the god who is able to 1 up this masterpiece..
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
539.8 hrs on record (451.0 hrs at review time)
Overall the game was not enjoyable, it seemed very fun but I was overly disappointed. I trusted Steam recommendations to recommend me a great furry hentai game experience, but I did not even get close in the end. I am fairly disappointed in the recommendations that steam has been providing me. I will seek my porn games elsewhere. Thanks.
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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35 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
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377.3 hrs on record (288.6 hrs at review time)
Who the dog doin?
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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526.0 hrs on record (437.2 hrs at review time)
I struggle with cocaine addiction. I had no way to receive any happiness or satisfaction without it. Then i found this game. This is the best game I have ever played. This game cured all of my addictions by making this my only one. I play this game every night to keep me from hearing the voices in my head again... Too bad i only last 20 seconds! Haha!
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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25 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
219.0 hrs on record (186.1 hrs at review time)
Favorite game to play with grandma, she just loves those hentai titties
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
512.0 hrs on record (123.5 hrs at review time)
are ya winning, son?
Posted 14 May, 2023.
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