Hello boys and girls, my name is Fat Lip
And this is my friend Sammy the Salmon
(What 'do?)
Today, we're going to teach you some fun new facts about salmon
And a brand new dance
Let me introduce to you a brand new dance
I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance
It's not complicated, it's not too hard
You don't even have to be a hip hop star
See anyone can do it, all you need is style
Listen up peep gang, I'ma show you how
Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems
And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!
I'll float up stream
(You know how we do it, you know how we do it)
Again
(All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water)
(And part of their life in salt water)
Wow, very interesting
(We change round a couple of days after spawning, then we die)

one deag'd me HARD

this guy ♥♥♥♥♥ (im still better at awping) +rep

AWP superstar

+rep, good game sense

+rep crispy headshots