I am so horny... All the other Viltrumites are turned off by me. No one flirts with me. No one wants to be my f*ck buddy - they think I am unf*ckable. They send me from planet to planet, looking for something to f*ck and, as I get better at it, they want me less and less. I am a victim of my own success... "Cumquest"... I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so horny I could come, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the universe would care... Take it in your cave.

hax

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play hunt: showdown 1896 sometime its a reall cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

she WILL kill you crag style

stop camping for the love of god

Was a fun fight, GG!