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1 person found this review helpful
795.6 hrs on record (794.1 hrs at review time)
i got jugged by a 13 yo in a dark rp server
Posted 15 April.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
48.8 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
I haven't touched this game in 14 years, I decided to see what was up. I joined one of the 2 servers that had any players, met a nice guy and we started chatting while playing. 30 minutes later a dude with the username "Loose Butthole" joined the server and started talking about his loose butthole for the remainder of my time on the server, eventually scared the other guy away. This is what gaming is about.
Posted 15 April.
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1 person found this review funny
428.8 hrs on record (219.9 hrs at review time)
The workshop mods are kept on the arma servers backend instead of the steam workshop because they want to force crossplay down our throats and control the mods that get uploaded onto the platform (you can also look up the shady ♥♥♥♥ they did in arma 3, turning mods into actual DLC and charging players money for it), they just started banning mods and maps set in a modern setting, more particularly ones that are based on the war in Ukraine.

Spearhead has been the server that suffered the most from this, it started with Bohemia Interactive banning car mods because they had the "Z" sign on them and now the maps "Road to Bakhmut" and "Rostov" are banned too. This is really annoying because it was one of the servers that offered the best experience that the playerbase could experience on Arma Reforger. Most people bought your stupid game to play on modded servers in the first place. They focus on stupid ♥♥♥♥ like this instead of focusing on important things like having basic ddos protection against a 15 yo with a botnet. You can't just do that Bohemia Interactive, I really hope that this comes back to bite you in your rotten ass.

TLDR: ♥♥♥♥ Bohemia Interactive

Edit: They just banned the fpv drone mod
Posted 10 February. Last edited 10 February.
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1 person found this review funny
58.2 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Still pretty early into the game, so far it's been exactly what I wanted from a kcd sequel, combat feels a lot better with grittier feedback, the graphics are great and the game runs great too (looking at you UE5 games), I did notice that they really dumbed down the stealth mechanics in the game, now it's super easy to sneak past people, even when they are facing your direction 5 meters away during the day. That would be my main gripe about the game right now.

Also why tf do I have the option to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROMANCE Hans Capon, like WTF, it's just super ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird to even come up with that idea let alone implement it. Y'all weird asl for that.
Posted 5 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
41.4 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
I've been playing hitman since I was a little jit and this entry does not disappoint, I wholeheartedly recommend this game
Posted 13 December, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record
The game is very well made and it's quite obvious that the dev cares about this project. The mechanics are very well implemented and the ai is pretty decent. While stealth is the recommended approach, the wide arsenal of weapons and gadgets offered to you makes it so that you can choose the play style that is best suited for you. My only gripe about this game is the cringey dialogue, it truly feels like you are reading a wattpad story. It takes away from the more grounded atmosphere that the game is trying to go for , other than that it's an excellent game that I would recommend.
Posted 15 September, 2024. Last edited 7 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME OFF A HHC CART I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY IT OFF A HHC CART
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record
I completely forgot to write a review for when it first came out, I sold my deagle cobalt disruption for this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game.
♥♥♥♥ Todd Howard and ♥♥♥♥ Bethesda, I already know that elder scrolls 6 is going to be an outdated trash game.
Posted 14 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Mafia II was a masterpiece when it came out, it had some problems sure but it was objectively ten times better than this piece of crap. How can a AAA studio ♥♥♥♥ up this bad. The game is shallow and the world feels empty, the animations are lazy and break all the time, they managed to botch the melee combat too and aiming feels like I'm dragging my mouse through rough sand.

The gun play is terrible and the weapons have no impact to them. Most of the time I feel like I'm using a pea shooter.
I couldn't keep up with the story with how much the game broke throughout my game sessions, the scripting is done in a lazy manner and you see it in play all time which breaks the immersion immensely.

I can't understand how a trash release like this can get praise and approval by critics and gamers alike , it just shows how much the gaming industry has fallen.

The original Mafia I was a very good title for its time and this game spits on its legacy. I got this game for dirt cheap when it was on sale and I still feel scammed. Do not give your money to this greedy company that is rotten to its core.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
358.1 hrs on record (353.6 hrs at review time)
WHO TF THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TURN CROSSPLAY ON BY DEFAULT, FORCING EVERYONE INTO 10v10 LOBBIES

Sure, you can turn it off but 95% of the player base is not going to bother touching the setting, because they don't know the changes that have been made to the game.

I tried to find a 14v14 game yesterday by turning off the setting, leading to a 20 minute wait without finding any lobbies. This will divide the community even further, leading to more barren lobbies. This game was made with 14v14 in mind, compared to it, 10v10 feels empty and is very much a forced downgrade on PC players.

You can thank Embracer group for ruining another beloved game franchise and studio, which is very on par with their track record. They are actually giving EA and Ubisoft a run for their money for being the greediest, and also the most disconnected company in the gaming industry.

I doubt they will listen to criticism and feedback from years long fans, supporting them since the hl2 mod. They probably won't revert these changes. Don't bother with the game, and don't support these parasites.
Posted 25 October, 2021. Last edited 7 December, 2024.
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