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As Sulaymaniyah, Iraq
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帐户服务年资
500 点经验值
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HUMMERPEEK
47 名成员
Level 100 Collector
23,524 名成员
People who sure love to shitpost
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好友  236
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Counter-Strike 2
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BlameCo
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最喜爱的组
HUMMERPEEK - 公共组
PEEK LIKE A HUMMER HIT LIKE A SEMI
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HUMMERPEEK™
Founder of HUMMERPEEK, 2021


EXT. FREEWAY

Several cars are on the freeway, including a yellow hummer.

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT: HUMMER WINDOW

A man, HUMMER GUY is leaning out of a hummer window.

[HUMMER GUY]

Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while driving!

Cut to an over-the-shoulder shot of HUMMER GUY watching the movie Madagascar inside of his hummer.

EXT. JUNGLE

A lion and a hippo are talking to each other. ALEX, the lion, asks GLORIA, the hippo, a question.

[ALEX]

What kind of music do you like, Gloria?

[GLORIA]

Hippo Hop!

Funky music starts playing. GLORIA dances along.

[GLORIA]

Woo hoo! Yeah, baby!

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT: HUMMER WINDOW

[HUMMER GUY]

*laughter* Dude, those animals are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny that it makes me want to merge without looking!

Cut to behind shot of hummer changing lanes. The hummer bumps another car, causing it to lose control and crash into a semi-truck carrying a gasoline tanker, which explodes. Cut to an alternate angle of hummer window.

[HUMMER GUY]

Yeah, Rumsfeld!
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Borderlands GOTY
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65
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成就进度   65 / 80
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Yea its true ok?
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创意工坊展柜
obama
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Beat Hazard 2
创建者 - murder death killer
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PAYDAY 2
已运行 232 小时
If Payday 3 ends up sucking, we will always have Payday 2.
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Who's in Paris? 1 月 31 日 下午 12:01 
the goat is back
fopafiri 2024 年 12 月 28 日 下午 4:59 
10 Years of Steam
fml
Who's in Paris? 2024 年 12 月 1 日 上午 10:35 
Still a based sigma chad
fopafiri 2024 年 8 月 7 日 下午 10:50 
+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ him and then cuddled with him. Im glad he was gay. trust this guy. :steamthis: :steamthumbsup:
Mikeyyy 2024 年 8 月 7 日 下午 5:39 
-rep He was a good friend to me and my friends, was a great CS player back in the day. Then, i decided to meet with him irl since we have been friends for almost 6 years now. We meet up in a restaurant known as Olive Garden and we started talking. After that, he invited me to his house to play cs go and rank up. I agreed and proceeded to pack my pc. I bent over to pick up my pc and he grabbed my ass. i was immediately startled by this encounter. Almost immediately afterwards, tried to kiss me.
76561199447561334 2023 年 12 月 20 日 下午 2:28 
+rep pretty good player