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look, uh… i know we bicker and brawl, but… i just want you to know that you mean a lot to me, green bug. i don’t know where i’d be without you, and… sorry, i don’t know what i’m saying…
just stay safe out there, ok? for me.
watch it closely as the green bug gyrates and undulates in an attempt to cast a high-cost thunderbolt spell. despite its best efforts, this spetument is seemingly powerless… but how??
dr camille bernard, lead researcher on the team, claims that the breakthrough was largely by chance:
“casualty data on the front lines showed that rates of injury were significantly lower in proximity to radio towers; slight, but significant. so we worked off that hypothesis and messed with the values until we started getting results.”
bernard says her team cannot disclose too much about the technology, but she does give us a hint: “adult alternative. that’s all I can tell you,” she says, attempting to stifle a laugh.
the “senior” phase follows the “adult” phase of the green buge lifecycle, and marks the slow physical decline of the buge before its eventual death. their wings and legs begin to yellow, and their antennae may begin to slow. without the will or energy to fight, most green buge seniors are peaceful and tranquil, making them increasingly likely to accept assistance from human caretakers.