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price is crazy for an early access game but it's kinda worth it
devs probably saw how much hype there was for the game so they upped the original price and gave it a release discount
good opportunity to buy now it's probably not gonna be on sale soon and when it's fully released the game is going to cost more

Discord bot for free games pranked me with Pal World but he didn't dissapoint with this one
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ChatGPT was smoking crack when I asked it to write this review

As an avid fan of the racing genre, I've navigated through countless virtual tracks and burned rubber on various digital highways. Yet, "Need For Speed Unbound" has taken my adrenaline-fueled experiences to an entirely new dimension. This game isn't just about speed; it's about breaking free from the constraints of traditional racing games and unleashing boundless excitement.

From the moment I fired up "Need For Speed Unbound," I was greeted with stunning visuals that made my jaw drop. The attention to detail in the meticulously crafted environments is simply breathtaking. Whether I was tearing through the neon-lit streets of a futuristic metropolis or drifting around treacherous mountain passes, each location felt alive and immersive.

But what truly sets "Unbound" apart is its groundbreaking gameplay mechanics. Gone are the days of linear tracks and predictable AI opponents. Instead, players are thrust into an open-world sandbox where the only limit is their imagination. Want to race through the heart of a bustling city at breakneck speeds? Go for it. Prefer to challenge friends to epic showdowns across diverse landscapes? The choice is yours.

The customization options in "Unbound" are also unparalleled. From tweaking the performance of your vehicle to personalizing every inch of its exterior, the game offers a level of freedom that is unrivaled in the genre. Whether you're a gearhead looking to fine-tune your ride for optimal performance or a creative soul itching to design the ultimate racing machine, "Unbound" has you covered.

Of course, none of this would matter if the driving mechanics weren't up to par. Thankfully, "Unbound" delivers in spades. The controls are tight and responsive, allowing for precise maneuvering even at breakneck speeds. Whether I was executing a perfect drift around a hairpin turn or drafting behind a rival to gain a competitive edge, every moment behind the wheel felt exhilarating.

And let's not forget the multiplayer component, which elevates the experience to new heights. Whether you're teaming up with friends to tackle challenging co-op missions or engaging in intense PvP races, the multiplayer aspect adds an extra layer of excitement that keeps you coming back for more.

In conclusion, "Need For Speed Unbound" isn't just a game; it's a revolution in racing gaming. With its stunning visuals, innovative gameplay mechanics, extensive customization options, and thrilling multiplayer modes, it sets a new standard for the genre. If you're a fan of high-octane action and limitless thrills, do yourself a favor and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime.

Not as scary as the first one but better story and better map. I miss my Cyclops :(

old man with black hat doesnt want to sex

woman moaning in garage 10/10 game

I have now spent an entire day ordering armed monkeys to pop colorful bloons

This is not the first time Fischer has courted controversy over the role of co-drivers. In 2009, after finding himself without a co-driver for the Jyvaskyla Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and forcibly strapped him into the passenger seat to ensure that the two-people-in-each-car rule was complied with. The stunt only came to light when onboard footage taken during the race revealed that rather than reading the ‘pace notes’, the Finnish co-driver was in fact screaming the words ‘Oh ♥♥♥♥!’ over and over again, occasionally interspersed with other phrases including, ‘Watch out for that house’ and ‘Slow down, you mad bastard’.

i play this game irl in my bathtub

offroad truck good where sex??