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I invited him to my house for a Rocket League lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Error 404 couldn't find "girlfriend.cfg", please continue with cl_righthand "1"
froze a plate of piss and posted it through my letterbox to defrost and stain my carpet, all after scamming my tf2 items
do not trust this roman legionnaire with your tf2 items!!!!
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