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gay....fi..s..hin...g....

ga..me.....

Balatro is a scourge upon my free time.
If i were are either:
a) an inmate with access to a computer
b) the last person alive at the end of the universe, also with access to a computer OR
c) living in a post nuclear war world waiting for the surface to become habitable again (also with access to a computer)
this game is what i would probably end up spending all of my available time playing. i could be doing far more productive things, yes. i should not have put in 8 hours in the first two days of owning it, yes.

i recommend this game highly.

very weird experience, but interesting nonetheless!

secret word: fantasy

A fun hack-and-slash game to boot up every now and again and feel like a bad-ass until you are inevitably killed by something out of your control. Brilliant

This game is incredibly charming, from its fun and entertaining cast of characters to its adorable art style. The game does its main mechanic (farming) perfectly and creates an atmosphere that makes you really care about your crops, animals and relationships with people. Overall i would recommend this game for those who would like a wholesome and delightful experience.

10/10 jiggle physics