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would say i hope they find a cure for whatever mental defficiency you got going on but im 99% sure its genetic. probably stray away from reproducing. do it for the kids

Might be the gayest profile I've ever seen. 1.5k hours in counter strike makes sense though, seeing as on a weekend this overweight chodemeister has nothing better to do than sweat in wingman until his keyboard gets liquid damage. Please, for your family's sake, step on a treadmill immediately!

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me pantaloons

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫� ✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

LeBron, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will retire. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it was as if my heart got shattered into a million pieces. Yet, a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in Miami because deep down. My sweet baby boy came home, 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, You came back from being down 3-1, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even. Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. Now, you're getting older. Yet, you are still my GOAT. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James.