Recent reviews by Jewish Mario

Most of the playerbase is like 12 so you can just say "x vented" and winning is ez 10/10

Textbook car crash physics simulator. Not much to talk about here, but I can definitely recommend it. Driving physics are actually a little bit broken (for example, you can knock your suspension on a rock and genuinely immobilise the vehicle - that isn't actually entirely realistic - especially with the littlest nudge), but this is excusable.

Pretty simple game. It's Tomb Raider.

Doesn't take very long to 100% complete, even on normal mode - I've heard it should only take you about 10 hours or so - but it took me 22, as this was the first time I played it.
I've been meaning to play this game since about 2014 and I finally was able to.

Actually pretty fun. None of the DLC are worth it, in my opinion; it all consists of either multiplayer maps and skins (nothing I am interested in), upgrades you can grind for in-game (or pay for... if you want), and one DLC addition to the actual game, consisting of a single tomb, that should take no longer than 10 minutes to complete and is allegedly buggy. I couldn't be bothered grabbing that one tomb DLC for the 101%. Not worth the $0.75 that it's priced at during this sale period.

The Chinese are flooding the NA and OC servers. This isn't good, because we can barely play. It would be appreciated if the devs would cease virtue signalling and just #RegionLockChina.

One of the greatest games I've ever played, honestly.
Loved the story, the characters, though scenery lacked a little (though it is situated in a post-apocalyptic Mojave Desert).
Highly recommend FNV, and all the other Fallout series games.

this game is good
starbound isn't

buy this one

bye bye rate up pls