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Minas Gerais, Brazil
It has been long, but I have to tell you all something. After I found out that the specimen was a spy, I whent back to Belgium. And got deeply depressed by the toughts of toughts and the cries of cries. I didn't know what to do. I left the country I loved and lost a specimen I tought was my friend!
I thought about it but I think I can fix this, I can return and look him in he eye and than do a weird dance! Like Twerk™ or something! Scream Cherveja! And give big hugs! But no ARGHHHH it might be to late ARGHHHHH but I will fix this ARGHHHHH I WILL!
For King Thomas I shall not Write but to the Argghs of Argghs the Thoughts of Thoughts and the *derp* Cherveja I do!
There is clearly something wrong, suddenly the encryption has changed and he starts to lookup meme's and added me on social media. I don't trust this sudden change in his behaviour. He might just do this to trick me in believing that he is a sweet specimen.
During my travels I learned of a encripytion method called HeuHeu-BrBr512. I believe he is using this now and my computer isn't able to solve these messages. For now I will just log them so that when I solve this secret method I can decrypt the logged messages.
And welcome to the theater secret specimen, I will play along, give you false information and find out what you are doing! For King Thomas and the holy beer *derp* of Belgium!
Hmmm, I went to check upon my secret network logs to notice some very strange activity. It looks like this specimen is trying to communicatie with another continent. It might be his home country.
I think he doesn't know that I'm currently decrypting his secrets using the onboard computer of the SSR Jelly Fishy but it seems giberish the output might just be Tranquilo-CHA256 a highly used slow but very effective encrypting method in the far, far country of Brazil.
I'm going to shutdown the network right now for any access to the outside world. Just to be sure because this Spicemen which likes meme's never ever looked up any memes. This makes me uncomfortable. And I bet this story is not gonna to end soon.
The quest was to obtain a unique specimen only to be found in the far depts of the Brazilian dark forest. I thought how hard can that be. Well I will tell you it's easy no sweat given just dig dig a diggy hole and done. So I took it with me back to Belgium on the SSR Jealous Jelly.
But when I was about to fulfil my quest and deliver the chest with this weird Legendary Puppy specimen I felt really attached to it. I mean it’s one of those rare versions that likes Memes.
So I told King Thomas that I was unable to achieve the objective. After that I built this secret network on which the Specimen could only do the things I like (for its own protection against off course). And well that is how our total legit friendship started.