Recent reviews by Gojoelive

It's a great puzzle / shooter, for old men like me.
Modern, but not to the point where its like 'follow the yellow brick road.'

rng + skill + frequent updates = pure gold.

I never thought I was much of a gore ♥♥♥♥♥... but turns out..... I am!

story and gameplay. game is a little buggy, but eh, it works.

TL;DR, if you like building games (City Skylines, Railway empire, Frostpunk) your going to love this.
Its worth the 1 to 2 hour learning curve.
It took me a few weekends, but I finally found a two hour, uninterrupted weekend night to learn the game.
I'm a grown ass man, with a real job and life. And yet, its a game where I start Friday after the kids are in bed, and then I look up and see its 4am on a Saturday morning... and my sons baseball practice starts at 9.
Thinking clearly, I wake my wife to ask if she can take him to the game.
I can't sleep I say, next week I'll take him I say.
She's not happy...
but it's worth it.
The factory must grow...




---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful, like crisis
☑ Good enough for me
☐ I'm just happy its got 16 bit color
☐ Reminds me of my first gameboy
☐ Works great with MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ So good, it makes cocaine look weak
☐ Better then most games
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ I've now heard the songs of God
☐ Good
☑ Average
☐ Sounds like my college band
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Anyone with a pulse
☐ College kids smoking pot
☑ Adults, with a career
☑ Adults, without a job
☑ Sysadmins and Devs, who want to automate, but are sick of finding the missing comma in their code.
☑ Admins who want to create, but don't want to deal with change requests to make something better




---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato / laptop quality
☑ Decent enough for my tastes
☐ You don't light your cigars with cash?
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'Enter'
☐ Easy
☐ Need to have graduated high school
☑ Learning curve is worth it, but... better commit to a few hours
☑ I can do the basics, but better check reddit for advice
☐ Built for 14 year old’s on Mountain Dew

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
☑ Its a simple feedback loop, but like... fun?


---{Story}---
☐ Story? Who cares!?!
☑ I guess, someone said something, somewhere?
☐ Some lore
☐ Average background text
☐ Some weird words, but not too crazy
☐ If you want to understand the story, divorce your wife

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Please make it stop, my wife misses me

---{Price}---
☑ Totally worth the price
☐ I guess I have some cash in my steam wallet
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of 'em
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Skyrim level, annoyingly playable
☐ Bug level 76, fallout edition
☐ I don't know, it never worked.

If you liked xcom 1.... you'll love this. Also, I should've bought the war of the chosen expansion during the steam sale. : (

Heart wrenching story of WW1.
Wish more games were this involving.