⣿⣿� �⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⢰⡌� �⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿� �⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽
⣿⣿� �⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇� �⣟⣷� �⢸� �⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕� �⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦� �� �⣿⣿⣷� �⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗� �⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆� �⣿⡇� �⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
� �⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿� �� �� �⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧� �⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⡟⢿⣿⡿� �� �⣀⡀� �� �� �⣨⣽� �� �⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍� �
⣿� �� �� �� �⣼⣿⡗� ⣶⣿⣿⡇� �� �⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇� 

Went through airport security the other day -- open carry, as usual. The officer at the metal detector told me that I couldn't bring a weapon onto the plane. I told him about a little thing called the Second Amendment.

"You want this piece?" I asked. "Over your dead body."
"Don't you mean 'over my dead body'?"
"Well, if you insist." Popped him right between the eyes.

Everyone clapped.

The clerk for my airline upgraded me to first class on the spot.

Sad news today in the world of music, Drake was found alive in his hotel room.

heylo

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