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Whether weary or unweary, O man, do not rest,
Do not cease your single-handed struggle.
Go on, do not rest.
-- An old Gujarati hymn
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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
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Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
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A bit of talcum
Is always walcum
-- Ogden Nash
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Lowery's Law:
If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
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The fellow sat down at a bar, ordered a drink and asked the bartender if he
wanted to hear a dumb-jock joke.
"Hey, buddy," the bartender replied, "you see those two guys next to
you? They used to be with the Chicago Bears. The two dudes behind you made
the U.S. Olympic wrestling team. And for your information, I used to play
center at Notre Dame."
"Forget it," the customer said. "I don't want to explain it five
times."
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