Unless you were in a game with me, I most likely will deny any random requests.


Yeah see that funny render down there? That's my work in Koikatsu. Want something done? Message me here or on Discord for stuff. I'm pretty flexible and can take items as payment.



Koishiteru: do you even know what monkey in the middle is
Tees: yeah
Koishiteru: then you should realize the front and the back work together to make sure middle doesn't get the ball
Koishiteru: not murder middle ruthlessly

Hazen: And tgsr bothers me because you're really fun and you'd bring life to the whole thing
Tees: tgsr?
Hazen: It bothers me*
Tees: WHAT
Tees: HOW DID YOU ♥♥♥♥ UP THAT BAD
Hazen: I am on mobile naturally

-Méabh Rua-: gay porn doesn't determine if you can push a cart or cap a point

Gowst: I personally don't care much for the visual style, but it still looks pretty breast
Gowst: ...
Gowst: NEAT
Gowst: IT LOOKS NEAT
Gowst: AUTOCORRECT NO

7:38 PM - Sarmon: fate/kaleid in a nutshell http://puu.sh/gsmQ3.png
7:39 PM - Sarmon: fact: im gonna watch this
8:01 PM - Sarmon is now Online.
9:07 PM - Sarmon: letty
9:08 PM - Sarmon: pretend
9:08 PM - Sarmon: you
9:08 PM - Sarmon: NEVER HEARD ME
9:08 PM - Sarmon: TALK
9:08 PM - Sarmon: ABOUT FATE/KALEID


Vore: I don't even like vore

Sarmon: I CAN THROW
Sarmon: CROWS
Sarmon: BUT I CANNOT THROW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEER YET
Sarmon: I CANNOT DO SICK DEER MIX UPS
Sarmon: AND THE DEER IS LIKE
Sarmon: THE MOST COMMONLY USED ♥♥♥♥
Sarmon: IN PROFESSIONAL TOURNAMENTS

Yagi: I think goat sim is pretty realistic

Rev: God I really don't like jewfarms

Sarmon: my new year's resolution is to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Sarmon: like
Sarmon: you know
Sarmon: every other year
Sarmon: for the last 10 years


Sarmon: oh no
Sarmon: you don't get it
Sarmon: im not
Sarmon: LITERALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sarmon: im
Sarmon: METAPHORICALLY AND VIRTUALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sarmon: I like my breasts like I like my kitchen cutting boards.

Sarmon: i wish i had a pair of tits

Sarmon: im not sure if im gay or not


Rev: When you piece together the lore and timeline of Kingdom Hearts you don't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that doesn't make sense. You just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Jazz: 9/11
Jazz: That's how you win me over

Jazz: This is why Sears really went out of business
Jazz: Not the merger with Kmart, Dedede ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Meta Knight's mouth



January 2017: When Sarmon Went Nuclear
https://pastebin.com/3iCJea3U


Envy's ⸮ Envy: >>>>>THE $250 TIER HITLER BODYPILLOW IS SOLD OUT


Allocated Space's ⸮ Deadly Rave: >Castlevania season 3 has a explicit gay sex scene with Alucard
Tees:it has a what
Tees:i was only told about hector's ♥♥♥♥
Allocated Space's ⸮ Deadly Rave: IT HAS WHAT