Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England.

Nine years on steam and 4,000 hours of CS:GO yet you claim not to posses a mic? Let me guess, you're a 40-something basement dweller who can't even leave his house without cowering in fear that you may come across another human being in the wild that isn't your mom. Not that you can look your mom in the eyes anyway, lest she peer at the pathetic face she regrets having birthed into existence. Can't beg your dad to give you ten bucks to purchase a mic on Amazon? Right, he won't speak to your putrid self since he can't bear the guilt of having failed at raising his own child. That or he can't stomach the disgusting stench which wafts around your fat wheel-chair-bound grease-addled thing you call a body. But alas, there is a cure for such a predicament!

So.. This person delivered a pizza to my house on March 23rd, 2024. To say that it was sub-optimal would be an understatement. 1. The pizza was cold and took +30hrs to get to my house. 2. There was no free pepper included in the box (Papa Johns Pepperccinos. 3. It was literally covered in jizz. I'm not sure how that translates to gaming experience but I would assume it's say to say you should avoid her at all times. She's truly evil and steals souls by unorthodox means. Good luck everyone, stay safe

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