Recent reviews by HΞMP KИIGHT

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Straight got Miyazaki vibes playing this!

High Blood Pressure: 10/10
Ulcers: 10/10
Erratic Heart Rate: 10/10
# of Deaths: Yes
Worth it? F*** Yes!

Highly Recommended! Unless you have a heart condition.

High Blood Pressure: 10/10
Ulcers: 10/10
Erratic Heart Rate: 10/10
# of Deaths: Yes
Worth it? F*** Yes!

Highly Recommended! Unless you have a heart condition.

Just give me my baaaaadge!
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I'll post a real review later.

Just like the arcade.. this game is better with weed - i mean, friends. Both.

Currently playing Chapter 3 on the Steamdeck and it's as if you shaved my legs, waxed me up and used me as a surfboard.. smoooooth. The combat is slick (no lag) and the noir-esque aesthetic is a great touch. If you like samurai stories, it's a must try!

I don't care what anyone says.. this game is legit amazing!

I was pretty baked when I first played this with a buddy and I couldn't stop laughing. It was so much fun trying to kill each other while trying not to die yourself.. most of the kills are out of sheer luck too with this aiming system. I bought this on a sale for $1.50 or something and it was worth all 150 pennies (totally worth the $5 if you have friends to play with). With that being said it's prob a lot better on the couch with local co-op so you can bust your bellies together.

Two hours into this game and it's already better than the Disney Star Wars Trilogy. Seriously, SWTOR was a fun game but this is the SW game you've been waiting your whole lives for... if you're my age I guess. ^_^