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47.2 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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4.0 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
As a FPS Gamer and a person who loves to speedrun.
Sex GF Simulator has made me speedrun faster and my time on the HUB much more shorter.
If "Click this ad to Come within 1 min* was a game then SEX GF Sim would be the very thing that would POP up in my head
Mad respect for the dev team and the entire company for making such a realistic game and satisfying my dry sex life
Posted 25 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I bought this and I cant even play it?? It says i need to buy the Base version of this game
Posted 10 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,437.8 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
I was playing search and destroy in Call of duty and I saw a video of someone shatter skating in destiny 2. And at that moment I knew that i had to get this game. You may say "it was destiny at first sight".
After downloading the game and finishing the campaign and mastering shatter skate, well skate and sparrow split stream within a month I am finally here to say that every CUT SCENE in this game shows how much the developer team cared about it and 10/10 story. Fell in love with Oryx and savathun's background. Community is nice and caring as well. I wish Call of duty and Activision were like this. and just to show my appreciation I will buy every single DLC for this. Will i recommend this to a friend? after one month of playing destiny 2. Me and my COD team loved it. The only flaw this game has is you cannot party with more than 3 people for any activity other than raid. I wish you could roam around with each other at least. other than that its 10/10
Posted 20 December, 2023. Last edited 6 February, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I Wanted the ultimate EDITION and NOW I have to buy all cars individually
Posted 11 January, 2023.
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73.9 hrs on record (46.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Aimlab is not a game
Its A place that creates abominations, DEMONS, genetically enhanced species of top tier aim degens,
A TRAINING GROUND FOR THOSE WHO SEEK VENGEANCE FOR LOSING A 1 v 1, or Choking a gunfight because of lag ofc
anyways how I ended up in aimlab was DEFINITELY not after losing a search n destroy but I wanted to prove to my teammates that enemy wasnt good, he was just hacking
Question: Do I recommend aimlab
Answer: Yes ofc It satisfied my self centered EGO xD
Posted 2 January, 2023. Last edited 30 December, 2023.
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7.5 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
No matchmaking for asia region and bad latency for players in pakistan
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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44.1 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Free Fire

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☑ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{79/100}---
Posted 27 December, 2022.
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252.8 hrs on record (102.2 hrs at review time)
Game is good, As a person addicted to the grinding factor of any game, Forza 5 gives exactly what a grinder needs, also with realistic GFX and smoother gameplay experience
10/10 recommend if u have solid pc and the money to get the game
Posted 3 October, 2022.
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