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No stream could contain his chaotic honks or his unapologetic drip.
He spoke truths the mods feared and shook tail feathers the platform couldn't handle. From the pond to the permaban list, his legend only grows.
Fly high, king — may your beak stay bold, your bans be brief, and your splash forever echo through the streams.
— His final message before the hammer fell.
And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.
This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.
And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.
Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:
"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
— His final message before the hammer fell.
And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.
This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.
And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.
Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:
"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
— His final message before the hammer fell.
And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.
This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.
And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.
Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:
"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
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Deadass tho, I ain’t never seen a more chaotic glizzy vortex. Like, homie tried to tokyo drift into the vibe dimension but got hit with a full-send oopdoink. Felt like a sentient meme had just dabbed on my existential breadstick. You ever just wombo-jumbo into the snackosphere and realize your whole vibe was a TikTok away from getting ratio’d by a sentient smoothie? Same, fam. Big oof vibes only, send tweet.
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Whisk together first 4 ingredients; make a well in center of mixture.
In a separate bowl, whisk together milk, egg, and oil; add to dry ingredients, stirring just until moistened. Gently fold in blueberries.
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I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.
Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
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A dish and cooking process native to the Philippines, adobo refers to the method of marinating meat, seafood, or vegetables (pretty much anything!) in a combination of soy sauce and vinegar. This marinade also includes other herbs and flavorings like garlic, bay leaves, and whole peppercorns.
What really sets adobo apart is the presence of soy sauce in its marinade. While vinegar has a pungent aroma and a very distinctly sour taste, soy sauce is on both the sweeter and saltier side. A staple in any Asian household, soy sauce (or toyo) definitely helps in bringing out chicken adobo’s savory taste.
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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1) Yes, 3 centimeters is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XXXS size;
3) Even if 3 centimetres is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help.
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