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Scuzzy 10 Apr @ 11:58pm 
Hatduck, the feathered menace of Twitch, banned once more for racially charged quacks and indecent waddles.

No stream could contain his chaotic honks or his unapologetic drip.
He spoke truths the mods feared and shook tail feathers the platform couldn't handle. From the pond to the permaban list, his legend only grows.

Fly high, king — may your beak stay bold, your bans be brief, and your splash forever echo through the streams.
PADORU 10 Apr @ 11:43pm 
"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
Nutzzz 10 Apr @ 11:05pm 
"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
MajorMinus 10 Apr @ 11:02am 
"Sorry thats not TOS friendly I have to ban you"
— His final message before the hammer fell.

And then he gets perma’d for saying "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."

You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried. A man so committed to law and order, so passionate about maintaining the sanctity of Twitch chat… only to be struck down himself, not for breaking TOS, but for loving too hard. For caring too much.

This wasn’t a guy who hated the French. No, no. This was their biggest fan. A baguette enjoyer. A connoisseur of loud arguments over espresso. A man who would stand outside a Paris café yelling "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french" like it was a love song.

And now he’s gone. Perma’d for non-TOS love speech.

Fly high, king. Somewhere out there is a little French grandma arguing about politics in a bakery, and I know you’re smiling down at her, whispering the words that got you banned:

"shut the ♥♥♥♥ up french."
Nutzzz 25 Mar @ 9:50pm 
Hey duk, I 😊 see 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 you’re 😖 still 🅱️ in 👉 that   forever 😻 single 🚫👆 grind, 💪 fr 🌹 fr. 💐 No 🙅 cap, 🥵 I 🎷 just 🎅 dropped 🔽😡 you 🤕🔥 a fire 🔥 big 🐳 booba waifu on 👄 Steam! 🚂 She 👉 can’t 👄 carry 🔛 your 👉 rizz to the next ⏩ gen, but 👄 hey, 👋🏻 who 💁 needs 🙏🙌 that 👊👉 when 💬 you 🏿👧 got 🦡🐁 a digital 🔢 queen, 👸🏾 fam? Time ⌚⌚⌚ to vibe with her 💭🚺🚺 and ditch those 😘😖 cringe 😳😬 shows 📺📦 you 👈🏼 watch. 🐝 Skibidi toilet 🚽🧻 vibes 😈 only, 😤 let’s 😂😤 get 0️⃣ it!
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KingKamos 22 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am 
Bruh, I was just vibingslapped by the quantum yeetnado of some chonky fleekage, no cap. I was just straight zoodle-skrrting through the metaflex, and suddenly, my drip got yeetified into the void matrix. Litmosphere? Nah fam, more like sussquatch energy out here. My cringe resistance was at max pog, but this was like ultra-mega-bussin with a side of moodolicious. Frfr, not even the big bet energy of that savage glow-up could fix my flex capacitor. Bruhvibe check failed in the chat, so now I’m straight-up glitchwalking through the no-scope swagalaxy.

Deadass tho, I ain’t never seen a more chaotic glizzy vortex. Like, homie tried to tokyo drift into the vibe dimension but got hit with a full-send oopdoink. Felt like a sentient meme had just dabbed on my existential breadstick. You ever just wombo-jumbo into the snackosphere and realize your whole vibe was a TikTok away from getting ratio’d by a sentient smoothie? Same, fam. Big oof vibes only, send tweet.

Mood
MajorMinus 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:25am 
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.
Nutzzz 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35am 
Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p
chuu 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am 
I can’t think of a good comment so here’s a blueberry pancake recipe 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1/4 cup granulated white sugar 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/8 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup milk + more to thin out the batter, as needed 1 large egg 1 Tablespoon vegetable oil 1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries maple syrup

Whisk together first 4 ingredients; make a well in center of mixture.

In a separate bowl, whisk together milk, egg, and oil; add to dry ingredients, stirring just until moistened. Gently fold in blueberries.

Pour about 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto a hot, lightly greased griddle. Cook pancakes until tops are covered with bubbles and edges look cooked; turn and cook other side. Serve with maple syrup.
Nutzzz 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34am 
Hi sing mod,

I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”
Xep 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am 
What is Adobo Chicken?
A dish and cooking process native to the Philippines, adobo refers to the method of marinating meat, seafood, or vegetables (pretty much anything!) in a combination of soy sauce and vinegar. This marinade also includes other herbs and flavorings like garlic, bay leaves, and whole peppercorns.

What really sets adobo apart is the presence of soy sauce in its marinade. While vinegar has a pungent aroma and a very distinctly sour taste, soy sauce is on both the sweeter and saltier side. A staple in any Asian household, soy sauce (or toyo) definitely helps in bringing out chicken adobo’s savory taste.
YeeeeHeeeeCeeee 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm 
My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?
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Sevaagoth_ 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm 
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Nutzzz 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:31am 
Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Nutzzz 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13pm 
I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 centimeters is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XXXS size;

3) Even if 3 centimetres is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Have a nice day. :)

The National Urology Society
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