'There's stranger people in this world than Corporal Nobbs, my lad.'
Carrot's expression slid into a rictus of intrigued horror.
'Gosh.'
(Men at Arms)
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Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: If by "read", you mean "imagined a naked lady", then yes.
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Reality does not exist -- yet.
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Piece of cake!
-- G.S. Koblas
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I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
-- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"
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"The inside of my head was exploding with fireworks. Fortunately,
my last thought turned out the lights when it left."
--- Calvin
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Alone, adj.:
In bad company.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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