ᶜᵃᶰ ᶦ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵘʳ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You're gonna carry that weight."
Try and fail, but don't fail to try!

TF2 in a Nutshell <3

Build A Life, Find Your Opportunity, & Always Be Sexy

"If you can't handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that
relate to what you just said, we can't be friends."

"Haters are confused admirers who can't understand why
everybody else likes you."

"Sometimes I intentionally confuse myself. Ask questions
like what would I be thinking 10 years from now, thinking of
myself 10 years back?"

"If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or
depressed...Always remember that YOU were once the
fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions."
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Meg: :( but it's so big. you don't need it any bigger.

Jelly: hay sexy

Azalai: you cray cray <3
h a y_: no...i'm hay hay

Roxie: do what you want, i'll like you either way :D

Roxie: LUFF YOU HAAAAAAAY

Hak: THANK YOU HAY
Hak: U THE BEST HAYS OF ALL HAYS

h a y_: well how would you feel if i deleted you from my
friend list all of a sudden? without reason
Hak: ...ill be like...... ♥♥♥♥♥
h a y_: LMFAO <3 great answer

Anna: Not kidding, I got more of a rush from this than I did
from porn.

Some ♥♥♥♥♥ <3 (Lexi): you are adorable

(3 seconds into Stage C of Gold Rush)
[NS] Princess: how did you get up there so fast?
h a y_: i got launched lol...and i was like ooo
it's princess <3
[NS] Princess: ha! lucky me

Hakuren: u can't get away from THE HAY SPY
DAVEE: no. no i cannot. he stabbed me so bad i was all
paranoid and spychecking my whole team running out of
ammo lol

Dharma Infinity: THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE HAY
Dharma Infinity: IT IS HAY FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE
IS...HAAAAYYYYYY

Mochi: U COME BLU
Mochi: NO KILLING MEH

c i v: he hated getting killed by you (sniped)
c i v: he'd just ♥♥♥♥♥ non stop in mumble bout how you
cheat

ᴺᴿᴳ Romān VII: your standers are too high, no one can be hay

h a y_: you pushed the cart most of time didn't you??
ble: hell yeah. let you [and bateman] do all the killing.

da fatchick thrilla: shoulders hurt from all this carryin?

h a y_: old but young at heart!
h a y_: forever youngggg i want to be forever youngggg
Ephetic: oh god lol

h a y_: we didn't have a medic :( lol oh well
>>-adam->: we had each other. thats what matters.

-Ventrilo-
Hay: If I got a tattoo it would have to be something
meaningful and something not cliché.
Cpt: You should get a squirrel tattoo.
Hay: A squirrel?
Cpt: No listen, you should get a squirrel tattoo going
upwards on your inner thigh so it looks like it's going for
your nuts.
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Friends who have gifted me games:
Ezack - CS, TF2, L4D2
Jingerz - Braid
Lex - GTA IV & Liberty Cities
Mis-Teeq - Killing Floor
Defiance - PvZ: GOTY
Nova - Terraria
Marcus - Sanctum, Torchlight II, Arma II: CO
Teddy - Burn Zombie Burn
Anna - Deus Ex: GOTY
Captain - PayDay: The Heist
Hilbert - DotA 2
Emily - Prototype 2
Hagabao - Castle Crashers, IAmAlive
Tsunashi - Deadlight, DeadRising 2 Complete
Davee - FallOut 3 GOTY
Retenrage - Natural Selection 2
Marth Hyuga - Ikaruga
Char - One Finger Death Punch
GameGrrl - Shadow Warrior SE, SuperHot
Ken..♫ - H1Z1, MGS5
Matt - Reflex
DZ - Mini Metro
MattS - The Final Station
ThisIsMyCareFace: Rust
Missa - Golf With Friends
Karl Franz - Devil Daggers
Gweenwave105 - Witch It, Untitled Goose Game, RE5 & 6, Subnautica
Wicked Burrito - Project Winter, Tribes of Midgard, Friends Vs Friends
da fatchick thrilla - XCOM 2, Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

Thanks guys