Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the delicate skin that could cause bleeding, flaking, irritation, swelling, and abrasions.

The vacuum cleaner will not hesitate to be rough with your penis- prolonged suction could damage the blood vessels, as well as stretch your penis. This could lead to moving parts in the vacuum damaging it further, or even getting stuck and needing medical intervention.

Be careful where you put your penis- it is not as pleasant as it sounds on surface level.

And yes, I am speaking from experience.

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Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me.

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me.

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Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that I'm dead? A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came.The girl said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you listened the whole message if you value your life. A boy called David received this message. He just left and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing. My laughter. He got really scared and rushed to his phone to repost this message but he was too late. The next morning his mom entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying 'You will never have him back'. No one has found his body yet because he is with me.

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<3 :3 poopy

uu r ♥♥♥ :3

宜しくお願いします(・∀・)ﾉ

thank you m,en :V love from Brazil < 3

i was in a tf2 game with you a while ago and i just wanted you to know that i have a screenshot of your previous name sex dominator and it has made me and my friends laugh very hard so thank you ok bye

♥♥♥♥♥♥

あなたは卵を吸う

もっと上手くなれよ　ヂクサカ

we smokin ♥♥♥♥♥ out here

dat boi

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이 준서

I am a master DM and have been playing DnD competitively and professionally since I was 7. I am now a creative writing major and have published four books on DnD. I have binder of over hundreds of characters to choose from. If you want to join our [school name] group, you can fill in an application on our site that I can PM you if you want.
I may a self-absorbed ♥♥♥♥, but I have over 100 completed missions under my belt in the last five years, all of which I have lead my party to utter victory. Rarely do I have bad rolls, and when I do, it is because I took an extremely intellectual and calculated risk, as you might not know, does not always pay off.

i digested a coin

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happy late birthday

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thats a pretty good one daddy

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♥♥♥♥ you guy below me

1v1 me badrats

good kisser