Recent reviews by gabriel

i am going to drop nubby in a vat of boiling oil

SO GOOD

best game since battlefront 2 on ps2

where the hell have my big burly men gone
stick to the formula developer

Sea: swallowed.

nudity patch when?

every negative review is either someone using a controller, someone complaining about miniscule issues have since been fixed, or is whining about the game being too hard.

synthetik is not easy to learn and it's appeal comes from watching yourself learn and spending time to learn.

if you expect to jump right in and have a user friendly and fun time youre in for trouble, but thats the point.

If you are interested in the game I highly suggest trying arena first. it is very toned down, has less customization, but allows you to get a feel for the game without considering a 2 hour refund.

i rate it 10 curses of the wicked out of 10

Things arɘ different now...
I no longer see others as they see each other...
I no lσnger breathe, speak, 𝙤r hear...
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It's gɘtting d𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝕟� 𝕨...
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ل̴̗̭͛̐̈́̉̋̋̓ن̷̧̡̼͕̥̳̙̹̖̅͝ ̴͙̇̆͗̕ت̷͔̭̾̾� ̢͙͔͎̖͇̜غ̷̱͚̮̝͑́͆̅͒͘͜ا̴̟͕͇̤̟̺̿͒͛̋̔͂د̵͉͆̔̾͂́͛́͜ر̸̹̳̦͓̄͌̒̉̌͜͝ͅ ̶̎� ̘͈͚� ͖أ̶̡̛̼͚̀̉̐̀͛́̾͝ͅ� ̼̪ب̵̧̮̦̖̑̅̾د̶̧̀̀͒̈́̐̎̎͌ا̸̵ً̨͚̼̞̗͎̜͍͖̲͇̐̋͛̾̃̇̽̎͒̀̕͝ل̴̗̭͛̐̈́̉̋̋̓ن̷̧̡̼͕̥̳̙̹̖̅͝ ̴͙̇̆͗̕ت̷͔̭̾̾� ̢͙͔͎̖͇̜غ̷̱͚̮̝͑́͆̅͒͘͜ا̴̟͕͇̤̟̺̿͒͛̋̔͂د̵͉͆̔̾͂́͛́͜ر̸̹̳̦͓̄͌̒̉̌͜͝ͅ ̶̎� ̘͈͚� ͖

i only puked twice from the motion blur!

A true masterpiece.