Recent reviews by hiki

Very nice fishing game with a pirate theme

- You can practice being rejected with Haley.
- If a NPC is on your way, you are the one who has to get out of the way.
- You think you're going to play for 10 minutes. Suddenly you start hearing bird sounds, but it's not in-game.
- Sleeping on the ground can cost gold. Sleeping on your bed is free.
- You can own a farm, explore mines, fight monsters, and still be broke.
- You gift hundreds of random stuff to the people you love and eventually you will buy their love. Very realistic. Your love life depends on a steady supply of mayonnaise and gems. Feels like pixelated OnlyFans.
- Social ineptitude and awkwardness are transferable skills from real-life to Stardew Valley. Season festivals are great. Don't worry if you avoid real-life social interactions, you WILL still have to attend pixelated birthday parties.
- You can still water your crops even if it's raining. No one will judge you. Remember, the key is forming good habits.
- The game's economy teaches you that selling mayonnaise and jelly is somehow more profitable than a nine-to-five job.
- Rummage through other people's trash cans can yield great gifts for Haley.
- You can give you ex name to a pixelated chicken and make it work for you. The chicken still has a better personality.

pretty challenging, especially on custom songs, but pressing a mechanical keyboard to the beat of a song is SATISFYING

Not my proudest fap.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent (for the 2d pixelated niche)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ AWESOME
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press A
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average (depends on how good you are at solving the puzzles)
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left (better try to get a discount)
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Makes you think. Makes you question reality. Makes you philosophical. Very mentally estimulating. A true puzzle and story masterpiece.

If you like Portal or The Stanley Parable, you will like this game as well.

10/10

Worst developer team I've ever seen. Extremely arrogant and toxic towards their players and other developers who were working in third-party tools to aid the community.

Make yourself a favor and just play Diablo 3 / 4, Last Epoch, Path of Exile or Grim Dawn instead.