I can't take it any more. Among Us has single-handedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of Greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't take it anymore.

Please end my suffering.

Hey friends, i wanted to wish you all a happy new year. Steam is full of copypasted christmas messages, that people don't even read and just forward to others. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best hockey team i've ever played with. A big hug, from me to you.

Fui🏃‍♂️ fazer👀 amor💞 cheio🫃 de tesão😈🥵
Eu passei a mão🫴, passei o dedinho☝️
Subiu⬆️ um cheirinho😷

Dei😳 uma1️⃣ de maluco🤪
Prendi👨‍✈️ a respiração😶‍🌫
Dei uma1️⃣ linguada👅
E estava cheio🫃 de sal🧂
Cheio🫃 de sal🧂
Cheio🫃 de sal🧂
(Safe✅ and sound🎶) cheio🫃 de sal🧂
(Safe✅ and sound🎶) cheio🫃 de sal🧂
(Hold🤝 your ground� ) cheio🫃 de sal🧂
(Safe✅ and sound🎶) cheio🫃 de sal🧂

I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

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Minha professora disse para mim, eu sou um fracassado, que nunca vou ser nada. Eu zombei dele. Chocado, meu professor perguntou o que é tão engraçado, meu futuro está na linha. "Bem ... você vê professor" Eu digo enquanto a professora se prepara para rir da minha resposta, "Eu assisto Rick e Morty". A classe está chocada, eles simplesmente observam fezes como a teoria do big bang para fingir inteligência, não agarrando o humor. "... como? Não consigo entender sua pura nitidez e sutileza". "Bem, você vê ... WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" Um estudante de linha ri nas costas, eu viro para ver quem é esse gênio. Não é ninguém nem menos que Albert Einstein.