Hotspurre Games Reviews
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6 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs on record
Bloodborne's DLC was better 🥱
Posted 21 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
Not Recommended
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
More like Sketchy's cųm rag
Posted 31 May, 2024. Last edited 31 May, 2024.
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Recommended
14.0 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Hello, peak department? I'd like to file a claim.
Posted 27 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
334.8 hrs on record (91.6 hrs at review time)
If you use summons, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you use sorceries, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you use strength, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you use bleed, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you use Torrent, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you use the Flask of Crimson Tears, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you don't choose the knight class, you're a beta-male cuck.
If you upgraded your weapon, you're a beta-male cuck.
If this is your first From Software game, you're a beta-male cuck.
Posted 20 February, 2024. Last edited 20 February, 2024.
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Not Recommended
109.9 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
This game is freakin' EASY, LOL!
Posted 27 December, 2023. Last edited 3 March, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
Recommended
1.5 hrs on record
My lung is iron! *starts squirting out of my vagaina*
Posted 23 December, 2023. Last edited 23 December, 2023.
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Recommended
1.8 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Blood... everyone's got it! *queue laugh track*
Posted 23 December, 2023.
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Not Recommended
65.3 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its too scary. far far to scary by far, I was scared.
Posted 23 December, 2023.
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Not Recommended
0.3 hrs on record
Didn't give me the skin I had in beta. That's the only reason I will not be playing.
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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Recommended
23.0 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Markiplier made it seem like Chinese water torture
Posted 30 June, 2023.
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