dude hasn't changed his profile pic in like 7 years... legend

There is no Carol in HR

This man Hrolf really came up to me at a dinner party like "Hey man, nice shoes!" First of all @$$h0l3, I will have you know that these are not just "shoes," they are Vibram FiveFingers for Men™ and they are the future of all-purpose footwear. Created with individual toe pockets for flexibility to replicate the barefoot experience, these lightweight alternatives to average athletic footwear allow your feet to engage the strength of natural foot motion, yet remain stable with the construction of contoured grip-driven soles that only Vibram can offer. D1ckh3ad. Signed by LiquorBagels <3

Signed. you're Welcome.

A frat bro like you really thinks you have a chance against me on the chess board? In your dreams, dude. While you were distracted with deadlifts and drinking Dos Equis, I destroyed my opponents with D-Pawn openings. Oh, you have a full-ride sports scholarship? We'll see if you can even stop a scholar's mate. You can keep your brawn and brews, I checkmate Chads like you constantly.

Signed by the Prejumper