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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
No EULA on the store. EPIC Multiplayer Services are installed without consent. No information on the store that EPIC application will be installed EVERY TIME you launch the game even though it is not needed.

For a game made by studio "established by a group of experienced AAA game developers with backgrounds as senior leaders in some of the best AAA titles published over the last 10 years", even Palworld is more optimized. And they allegedly 0 previous experience...
Posted 12 October, 2024. Last edited 12 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
607.5 hrs on record (597.9 hrs at review time)
It’s a mess of a game and it’s not fun - just go slam your ♥♥♥♥ in a door a few times, it’s less painful and more rewarding.
Posted 8 December, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Wannabe Barotrauma.

Can be summarized in 3 words: mediocre, repetitive and boring.

My man in hut games, can't even make a slider that works and shows the number chosen...
Forced tutorial that is useless, can't join people via Steam chat, can't set up proper FOV or mouse sensitivity due to my incompetent man with sliders and have to edit registry.

Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here with this diarrhea of a game.
At least diarrhea will not put me to sleep after 44 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes.
Posted 17 November, 2023. Last edited 17 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
430.5 hrs on record (111.3 hrs at review time)
You can cast dance spell on a devil and watch him dance whole boss fight to his theme music.

10/10
Posted 7 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
176.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Functionality and gameplay over graphics. Its definitely no Unreal 5 magic, but proves that good gameplay and gunplay do not need "out of this world" graphics.

Roblox battlefield with up to 127v127 players
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.4 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Interesting concept, wonderful art style, simple but not grindy mechanics.
Posted 3 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
35.2 hrs on record
Hotline Miami meets Splinter Cell

+ 2 viable play styles - loud and stealth + mix in between
+ Custom difficulty (configurable) and mutators
+ Cracked AI

- "unskippable" tutorial a bit annoying in multiple playthroughs
- finishing game on higher difficulty does not unlock achievements for the lower ones
- quite short for only one playthrough
Posted 17 January, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
If you pile ♥♥♥♥ on top of pile of manure in 3rd person this is what you get.

10/10 scamming practice, where base game is $5 but you have to buy the bundle for unlisted price of $15 with it, so when you refund the game you only get $5 back.
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Chill & Cook.
Everyone who ever tried cooking meth potions, should try it.
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
39.0 hrs on record (36.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
30h in 3 days since i got the game, that tells a lot.
Top down pixel-style tarkov-like extraction shooter. Love it & i hope next EA updates will bring more content & make the game even harder.
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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