9:44 PM - [REC]GenoPsydEZA: if you were'nt a dood i'd prolly hit u up on e-harmony 4sho

9:45 PM - -C new vent: mmmmm there must be a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass!!! I can't wait for you to be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and have all I can eat! Muahahaha Love you

'kea | Mike: Jesus must have even got a boner when he created you.

Kilzer: Why do these birds have vaginas?

[S]TookanZA: well my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ reeses

kea[br]SbK - "Santa of Sex": ZYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

w1ns0ck: so I got pissed and took my gloves off

мziggy: do you guys want my britney spears playlist?

Hornbeck: ty you have a sexy penis

kea | hydro` <3: I have high standards
kea | hydro` <3: >_>
bleT`: so do i
kea | hydro` <3: LOL
bleT`: i just ♥♥♥♥ anything though

Big Man Toucan: Sometimes, not ALL the times but sometimes, i like to pretend my ♥♥♥♥ is a ship and my balls are sails
Big Man Toucan: and when im in the water i just use my legs to slide up in down