Recent reviews by hylje

Mother said I should see the world more. So I did. Whole Europe.

6/5 for experiencing europe without having to destroy the climate and letting me listen polish radio stations.

The original demon killing simulator.

Demon stomping, chainsaw splitting, shotgun loving and best metal soundtrack in a game ya filthy animals are going to get in a world of microtrans action gambling loot boxes.

Experience the thrill of atmosphere breaking. Feel the suspense of coupling while going faster than the average kerbal being blown away in launchpad. Gaze the sunrise from a meteor.

All this and more with the ship YOU build.

Oh right. And it still got even more updates..

Forget about Farming Simulator 2013 and GTA V. Sleeping Dogs is a sleeping hit to be stolen. Yes you dirty pirates stealing this piece of gem, shame on you. I know you all love a piece of yummy curry fish balls and now you'll get right in this game. There are cars, people to hit with awesome moves and the triad action beats any other mafia game there is. Don't be a dumdum, be Wei Shen and kick ♥♥♥♥ out in this awesome game.

Seal of Approval.

P.S. Where is my sequel?