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Jensyl 31 Mar @ 3:06pm 
added for giant cock :steamthumbsup:
astro 14 Mar @ 4:48pm 
do yall boyal your noodles or michael wave them?
astro 2 Mar @ 10:30pm 
sometimes life can be a blessing in the skies
astro 18 Feb @ 1:09pm 
they say fineas touch pherb that whys he's quite
astro 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am 
World's sweetest person <3
astro 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am 
World's sweetest person <3
astro 3 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm 
World's sweetest person <3
astro 25 Nov, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud, RIP
Ж | ※ KnightS※litaire 24 Nov, 2024 @ 5:50pm 
[Skyrim opens with an Imperial wagon driving four prisoners down a snowy
mountain pass. All are seated and bound; the one dressed in finery is gagged.]

Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.

Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me -- we
should be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

Ralof: We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
Jensyl 16 Jun, 2024 @ 12:21pm 
this guy, this guy right here, cool guy right here.
astro 21 Feb, 2024 @ 5:25pm 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud, RIP
astro 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:03am 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud, RIP
astro 15 Jan, 2024 @ 2:26am 
Im him
Carbon 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28am 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud come back soon.
Carbon 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:50am 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud come back soon.
Carbon 5 Apr, 2021 @ 7:57pm 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud come back soon.
Phantom 16 Dec, 2020 @ 7:53pm 
Old Friend <3
miss you bud come back soon.
TBergie 24 Oct, 2019 @ 12:53am 
Ironic Nazism is still Nazism
Zahin 30 May, 2019 @ 6:16pm 
Mad chad lad
Mr. Beast Superfan 27 Mar, 2019 @ 1:50pm 
Great guy
Kells★ 26 Mar, 2019 @ 4:32pm 
absolute ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cant actually play rocket league :steamsalty: :steamsalty:
weather 3 Mar, 2019 @ 10:02pm 
kid is a bot
♛sshammeyy♛ 2 Feb, 2019 @ 12:40pm 
your my biggest fan ever dont tell pika
♛sshammeyy♛ 2 Feb, 2019 @ 12:39pm 
At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing♥♥♥♥♥♥♥to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.
mo 23 Jan, 2019 @ 2:48pm 
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rocket League.
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rust.
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rocket League.
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rust.
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rocket League.
Yawn ians.❤ is now playing Rust.
♛sshammeyy♛ 30 Dec, 2018 @ 11:38am 
lemme carry you
MUG... 14 Nov, 2018 @ 7:46am 
this guy is the best rust player +rep
astro 1 Apr, 2018 @ 5:13pm 
I went to the most beautiful Store in Heaven, I bought you some peace, health, love, & happiness...Oh, you don’t owe me anything, God has already paid me with knowing you, now send this to all your friends you truly care about, I want one back too....
OkuShKri 1 Mar, 2018 @ 2:54pm 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {LINK REMOVED}
astro 5 Feb, 2018 @ 6:22pm 
Shall we yeet? Yeet we shall. Shall we ever yeet into the sunset for the yaughten one? Yeet we shall. We yote and we yote Until our yooters were yaught. And the sun shone happily, upon it’s beyaughten children.
astro 2 Feb, 2018 @ 2:35pm 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain.
astro 2 Feb, 2018 @ 2:35pm 
Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird.
astro 2 Feb, 2018 @ 2:34pm 
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
astro 1 Feb, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
My son 👦🏻 can be homer sexual 🏳️‍🌈 My daughter 👧🏻 can be lebanese 👭 But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child 👶🏻 who likes Jake and Logan Paul 🙅🏻‍
zahino 18 Nov, 2017 @ 1:13pm 
respond idiot
lucky 3 Jul, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
funny dude xd
KissMeOnMyHotMouthImFeelinRomant 3 Jul, 2017 @ 10:31am 
penile
Carbon 20 Jun, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
Hump me, ♥♥♥♥ me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, ♥♥♥♥ me
My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your ♥♥♥♥ (I do)
But I can't ♥♥♥♥ up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

My fingers in it, gentle (yeah)
Explore this ♥♥♥♥♥ mental
I'mma write my name on his ♥♥♥♥ (his ♥♥♥♥)
Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)
Zahin 13 Apr, 2017 @ 7:46pm 
gay
Zahin 6 Apr, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
can i ask who made these?
Zahin 6 Apr, 2017 @ 2:05pm 
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Zahin 6 Apr, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty economically unstable🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I equally distribute wealth!☭ I expand my glorious regime!☭ I swallow countries whole☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑czar 👑but I'm also a socialist! 💟 He makes me feel safe💗!He makes me feel revolutionary💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little ☭commie☭ should!~ 💘💘💘 👑☭💘Wa-What!💘☭👑


Zahin 22 Mar, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
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Zahin 22 Mar, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered.
And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.
Zahin 22 Mar, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
i think he blocked me :P
Zahin 19 Mar, 2017 @ 7:04pm 
i think he blocked me :P
Zahin 4 Feb, 2017 @ 9:29pm 
his nipples smell
Zather Figure 3 Dec, 2016 @ 6:16pm 
+rep quick and easy
Carbon 28 Oct, 2016 @ 10:06pm 
+rep not gay
Corrupt 17 Oct, 2016 @ 9:07am 
+Rep good trader and fast :steamhappy: