Steams gemenskap :: ibmab :: Profilkommentarer

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 12 jul, 2024 @ 15:05

-rep is a man

nic 11 maj, 2024 @ 16:04

Gigi Hadid eats more than this guy. #skinnylegend

nic 14 okt, 2023 @ 15:16

GOD DID

nic 11 jul, 2023 @ 16:17

god youre hot when you talk dirty to me. poutine poutine 😘😘

nic 10 jul, 2023 @ 9:01

lemme see that boneless

Kartyac 9 jul, 2023 @ 3:32

I'm a bad man that has done bad things (not kicked cheaters)

nic 2 jun, 2022 @ 11:48

The last time a neo-♥♥♥♥ stole my crispers he didn't realise I liked all-dressed. Meanwhile him and his buddies were laughing, but what they didn't know was that I always swap my crispers for extra-dry saltines. The damn dictatorial socialists didn't know what hit em. He was coughing up crackers while I was coughing up spirituality. Long story shart, I converted these boys to Islam lickety split and before they knew what was happening it was game over. They had already been engaged to a lovely wife, had read scripture, meditated under the tree of giving, all while I was conducting a pooja ceremony. Easy money, easy honey.

Love always,
Bandicoot

nic 31 maj, 2022 @ 14:01

No 😤🔚🚫 Tiffany 🙅, I 👁 will not chill ❄. I 👁 am the owner 💯 of this land 🛬🦀 and having these boys 👦 here clearly 😋😉 violates 🚫 my parole 😳💔 and my parole 😳💔 officer 👮🚓 will be pissed 😥, everyday 🗓 my son 👦🏻 sits 💺 in his 💦 room 💯, streams 🙈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💩 that no 😣 one 😤 watches 👀, and jerks ✊🏼😫 off 📴 into my ice ❄ cream 💦 cups ☕ and you 👉🏻🧑🏻 expect 🤗 me to calm 😴 down ⬇? ♥♥♥♥ 😤👉 you 👉🙋🏼‍♂️, Tiffany 🙍🏾‍♀️, I 👁 wish 🙏 I 👁 could bang 😩💦💥 my wife 👰 but 🍑 she's 👩🏾 too busy 👤 getting 🉐 plowed 🍆💦 by the pool 🏊💦 boy 👦, so no 😣, Tiffany 🙍🏾‍♀️, I 👁 will not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😏🍆 calm 😌 down 🔻🌈.

Kartyac 1 feb, 2022 @ 18:02

Yo Ryan. Long time no talk man. I hope life has been treating you well. NGL I'm kinda overtired from working 12 hour shifts at the hospital, got home, and watched all my old youtube videos and remembered the good times we had together gaming. Life is short man, I'm glad to have had you as a close internet friend. NO CAP.

Andy The Ñoqui 3 jan, 2022 @ 17:18

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DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 25 dec, 2021 @ 10:08

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DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 25 nov, 2021 @ 15:11

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 3 nov, 2021 @ 1:16

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DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 14 okt, 2021 @ 8:03

ibmob

MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 13 okt, 2021 @ 5:31

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MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 8 okt, 2021 @ 17:28

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DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 8 okt, 2021 @ 7:10

real one

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 4 okt, 2021 @ 16:08

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creamdela 4 okt, 2021 @ 11:35

sorry i have a bf

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 24 sep, 2021 @ 12:33

booba

MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 31 aug, 2021 @ 18:37

omg for the kid :3ccccc

bezels 6 aug, 2021 @ 19:34

Not the sweet potato :(((((((((((

ṽ⧉ Cole 22 jul, 2021 @ 18:13

kissy kissy :*

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 21 jul, 2021 @ 18:33

but u r my sweet potato

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MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 20 jul, 2021 @ 16:12

super special mocha dream darkness powerful man the third aka ryan

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 20 jul, 2021 @ 15:46

aboob

MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 7 jul, 2021 @ 21:05

i love you bro

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 7 jul, 2021 @ 17:00

BAMBI

MCDONALDS SMOKEOUT 27 maj, 2021 @ 18:11

they call me super duper extra sexy dark chocolate mocha man supreme with spice

DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 27 maj, 2021 @ 16:57

UwU

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DONOTCRASHOUTDONOTCRASHOUTDONOTC 15 apr, 2021 @ 1:44

ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

zigzter 12 mar, 2021 @ 20:12

not sure if your stick sensitivity is too high or you're just excited to see me, but either way, the cops should be here soon.

creamdela 6 mar, 2021 @ 16:50

hey man thanks for lending me your lambo the other day, really appreciate it

creamdela 23 jan, 2021 @ 13:03

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

ṽ⧉ Cole 5 jan, 2021 @ 15:28

Excuse me, is this the Ryan?

Kartyac 15 dec, 2020 @ 12:01

Unpopular opinion: I am a female and Redditors turrnnn me on so much 🥵😩

😍😍😍😍omg I love a man who gets winded walking from the fridge to his gaming chair and back😍 hearing him huff and puff like an asthmatic rhinoceros makes my honey drip if you know what I mean.