Recent reviews by BIG GAY

the mouse uses a swiss army knife. what else do you need

Super fun game, the gameplay can be very addicting and with the added challenge of stages having a new effect or difficulty spike it can really make the game re-playable without a doubt. I do have some issues some of which concern me and one that a lot of people have been complaining about.
1: i would really like to see the differences with each character on the select screen instead of having to start a new run and take a guess at what they do. This would just make understanding what they do and what their gimmick is to set them apart from the other valkyrie's
2: some weapons and items need nerfs pretty badly, the bfg equivilent of this games gun is really insane and just breaks the game having 6 shots and a 3 step reload, i think either knock down the damage or make the clip size only 1-3 and the infinite ammo shield should most likely reduce some sort of stat.
3: The filtering which everyone is complaining about, now while it doesn't bother me, i can see people with either disabilities or just a sensitivity to the saturation to this game colour scheme will be unable to play/enjoy the game for that reason, so i think a colorblind mode or a more stronger saturation filter on certain levels needs to be implemented.
But if you can slide these things by the game is 100% worth the money and with new content hopefully being made soon this could be a hit of a game, not to mention it is so visually and audiobly pleasing due to how the games synchronization works with itself.

This game will beat your ass sore; it will test not only your skill at the game but also your patience, as it will always be throwing new and different challenges every level, characters will die unless you prepare properly and have the comp suited to your needs.
I am personally not good at this game, infact i'm still playing on the easiest skill cause i suck, but the game is still superbly fun even on the easiest skill. The way the game presents a crisis simulator but also gives you some area of control on what you can accomplish and save.
You will get frustrated, you will get pissed off, you will even get to a point where you will complain about RNG (which this game has but it isn't a core mechanic as other cry babies who died on their third week try to say) but as the ancestor ever so boastly says
"overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"

This game is fun buy it and get your money back (virtually) so do it noa