Recent reviews by zangoose irl

There are so many people giving this game a thumbs up only to have their actual review be the same as everyone else's that has recommended against playing this embarrassing excuse for an addition to the Counter-Strike franchise. Valve has tons of issues with CS2 they need to address, not just including:
- Remaining on 64 tick servers and adding subtick instead of updating to 128 tick.
- Removing content that was in CSGO (Danger Zone, Flying Scoutsman, Demolition, Cache, Canals, Militia, Assault, Safehouse, Lake, St. Marc, and Monastery)
- Removing quality of life features like desubticked binds and a clear decals bind.
- A VERY weak anti-cheat that's so bad you literally can not queue into any match without getting placed with or against a cheater and bans legitimate players using high DPI to spin around in spawn before a round starts for fun because VAC Live thinks they're spinbotting.
- Matchmaking putting a team of entirely silvers against a team entirely supreme/global.
- VAC cancelling matches for no reason, not banning anyone, but still giving the party queued with that person a 20 hour global cooldown without saying who triggered VAC.
- Chinese bot farms farming armory stars artificially inflating CS2's player count. I routinely see warnings while queuing telling me there are fewer than 10 people queuing for matchmaking servers like Atlanta, Chicago, and Dallas.

And even with all of these issues and many more I haven't mentioned, Valve thinks the best course of action for the future of this game is to add keychains. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KEYCHAINS! Wow!! This game looks different than CSGO and it runs and plays like trash, but what I'm most excited for are the new keychains!!