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We have Minecraft Dungeons at home.

Here is the tale of a young man who was adopted by the darkness. His journey tumultuous as designed. A sequence of events outside of his control. Friends came and went. Walking lands familiar and unknown. He would come to know his heart. To know love and loss. But what remains forever etched in his soul are words he never wanted to say.

Farewell... onii-chan.

This is the worst IT support ticket I've ever had to process.

She has no name but I refer to her as "the little girl." She asks for an assortment of items. Never does she have the money to pay. As the days go on my store steadily improves. And so do the prices rise. But like her wallet she never changes. One afternoon after fully stocking the store she comes to me. She hands me a treasure and desires that I purchase it. It's worth well over half of my remaining capital. I look into her eyes and give in. I buy the table ornament hoping some old man will take it. She then asks me for a book. I have one not even worth half of what I just gave her. She says it's expensive. I try again. She refuses to pay what I ask and leaves. Little girl. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will steal your cuteness.

Past the snowy climes of the north lies the town of Inglenook. The Brewer's guild resides here. I meet with the master brewer. He gives me a series of tasks as a condition for joining. First to collect some flowers and berries. Easy enough. Next he asks that I create blue dye from what I gathered. Nothing special but I do this. He hands me a clay bowl as well as a recipe for fireworks. I have questions but does as he asks. He then tells me to place the fireworks and set them off. I place it at his feet. The rocket turns into a small canon upon touching the ground. I set the canon. Blue fireworks shower the area. "Behold the wonders of the Brewer's guild!" exclaims the master. I promptly ask him to rescind my application. I leave the town never to return.

I am a SOLDIER of legend. Of significant worth. But I am constantly harassed. A young Wutai girl claiming to be a master thief. She spams my phone with messages. Promises of treasure. I have ventured into caves. Into it's depths to verify her claims. Each time foiled by her trickery. As I come across yet another chest I turn. Like a Chocobo in headlights she stops. She attempts redirection. I stand firm. A glint appears in her eyes. Sobbing soon follows. Treasure quest... failed.

There is beauty in youth. A mind unhindered of adult realities. Like a budding plant after a spring rain. It grows the way it desires. So long as the sun extends its warmth. It is only when the plant has matured does it realize the sun no longer shines the same. Having grown into the shade of another out of sun's reach. On some days warmth grants its gaze. On others a cold reminder of halcyon beginnings never to return. If we only lived in a world where creative intelligence could grow unbending. If we could afford to be who we are meant to than to be what society allows. If we could love those close to us without sacrificing our identity. Maybe then we needn't say goodbye.

SPOILERS for the first hour of the game and the rocket that appears on the store page gallery

A little birdy asked me where I want to go. To meet the fish in space I said. With no hesitation the birdy agrees to this endeavor. We enlist the aid of the smartest woman in the world. She builds us a rocket ship. On the day of launch my friends gather to see me off. I engage the ship and it ascends. I see birds outside somehow flying horizontally across my view as the rocket continues skyward. The engine goes silent. I am not yet in space. I feel the ship going into free fall. My afterlife starts to flash before my eyes. It turns dark. The ship has crashed right side up. It looks as if it never launched. After I emerge my friends assure me the ship is broken. There is not a scratch on it. The rocket ship disappears from sight. Everyone agrees a higher power is at work. Against fate they rally for plans to build a second ship. To put a small boy and a dream into space.

He has a jetpack, a fiery sword, a shield and photographic reflexes. There are many things to be jealous of Taskmaster for. The one thing that stood out was the butt play he got from being mounted by Black Widow. It should've been me, not him.

In the middle of the glade there is a large tree. A woman named Mother Gothel dwells here. She conducts research in seclusion. This research often leads her to ask me for assistance. Today I made a request of her on behalf of the king of the plateau. She seethes in mentioning the lion king saying he was stalking her like prey. I asked why she thinks he was hunting her. In reply she states that he was looking at her like she's a 3 course meal and dessert. Scar, my brother, you are not wrong.